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Laura Bush resigns as First Lady, sort of

Funny story: Laura Bush resigns as First Lady, sort of

Laura Bush announced her intention today to step down as First Lady, citing the long hours and wanting to spend more quality time with her family as her main reasons for leaving the position.

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Bush said to be mulling over authorizing "third-rate burglary"

Funny story: Bush said to be mulling over authorizing "third-rate burglary"

A senior source within the Bush administration contends that President Bush is considering a secret operation to break into Democratic National Headquarters in the Watergate Hotel in Washington DC some time before the November mid-term elections.

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Bush hires former Iraqi Minister of Information to replace McClellan

Funny story: Bush hires former Iraqi Minister of Information to replace McClellan

WASHINGTON DC - Shortly after White House press secretary Scott McClellan announced his resignation Wednesday, President Bush told the White House press corps that Iraq's former Minister of Information under Saddam Hussein, Mohammed Saeed al-Saha...

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Chinese President causes confusion for Bush administration

Funny story: Chinese President causes confusion for Bush administration

WASHINGTON DC --- Chinese President Hu Jintao was the cause of a frenzied search yesterday when Bush administration officials were unable to locate the visiting leader, who was supposed to fly to Seattle, Washington later in the evening.

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Man who woke up after six years in a coma not happy

A Beluxi, Mississippi man who recently woke up after almost six years in a coma is reportedly not happy and has requested that his doctors make him unconscious again.

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Parties hire comedians to spice up speeches

Funny story: Parties hire comedians to spice up speeches

In an obvious election year move, the Democratic and Republican parties have hired veteran comedians to add some much needed flair to political speeches and congressional debates.

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Congress to vote on Chihuahua Bill

A fearsome fissure is developing in the GOP over a bill that would send millions of Chihuahuas back to Mexico, pitting Republican against Republican, with President Bush backing a measure that would allow some Chihuahuas to stay in the US on a tempor...

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Castro to Bush: "What am I, chopped liver?"

Funny story: Castro to Bush: "What am I, chopped liver?"

In a recent intense seven hour speech, Cuban president Fidel Castro complained bitterly that President Bush had been ignoring him lately in favour of "dictators of the moment" such as Saddam Hussein and Kim Jong Il and "wannabe rogue n...

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US signs agreement with World Bank, IMF for debt relief

With America's out of control debt fast spiraling toward a record $9 trillion, President Bush has announced that the United States is seeking debt relief from the World Bank and the IMF.

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Poll numbers not good for Barney and Mss Beazley

Funny story: Poll numbers not good for Barney and Mss Beazley

A recent poll shows approval ratings for President Bush's two Scottish Terriers to be at all-time lows, with Barney tipping the scale at a scant 11.1 percent.

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Vin Diesel tricked into running for president in 2008

Funny story: Vin Diesel tricked into running for president in 2008

A website urging Vin Diesel to run for president, purportedly set up as a joke, has unintendedly caused the action star to take up the challenge.

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Republican Party to President Bush: "It's not you, it's me"

Funny story: Republican Party to President Bush: "It's not you, it's me"

WASHINGTON DC - Early Monday morning, the Republican Party dumped President Bush by leaving a short voice mail on his Oval Office phone line.

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White House to knock down left wing, build new right wing

Funny story: White House to knock down left wing, build new right wing

In an unprecedented move for a second term president, the Bush administration today announced plans to knock down the left wing of the White House and build a new right wing.

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President finally gets Iraq War pun

Funny story: President finally gets Iraq War pun

White House sources are saying that much to the annoyance of those around him, President Bush has been seen loudly chuckling to himself for the past two weeks after finally getting a pun that originated three years ago around the time of the invasion...

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Bush finally comes clean with America

Funny story: Bush finally comes clean with America

WASHINGTON DC (Associated Mess) - President Bush, in a rare surprise visit to the House Of Representatives on Wednesday, physically got down on his hands and knees, begging Congress to approve billions of dollars for his well-healed corporate benefac...

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President, Congress at odds over sale of New York City

Funny story: President, Congress at odds over sale of New York City

WASHINGTON (Associated Mess)-- Speaking from New Delhi, where he is in high level talks with Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh to sell an American-made missile defense system to India, President Bush defended a deal that would see a Saudi Arabian...

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