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Faroese plan for world domination DEFINITELY doesn't exist.

The average resident of the Faeroe Islands is tall and blonde with a ruddy complexion forged in the bright sunshine and fresh winds of the North Atlantic. Not many people on the world stage pay the Faroese much regard and those that do focus heavily...

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Blair says "boo" not merely to Geese, but to a grim assembly of assembled spectral entitie

Funny story: Blair says "boo" not merely to Geese, but to a grim assembly of assembled spectral entitie

Tony Blair today reshuffled his cabinet in an unprecedented shake-up described by one seasoned observer as "akin to the mopping-up of bloody tears using the lank hair of a month-old corpse". Former ghost Iain Duncan-Smith, clearly rattled b...

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Glitter in incomprehensible right-wing riddle Lucan gibberish.

Funny story: Glitter in incomprehensible right-wing riddle Lucan gibberish.

March 2nd, 2006-for Gary Glitter, this was the day the laughter died. His stellar career reels today from twin blows-the guilty verdict in his Vietnamese child abuse trial and the banning of his autobiographical new book "Gary Glitter: A life in...

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Era of mismatched cop buddies now just two days from retirement

Funny story: Era of mismatched cop buddies now just two days from retirement

Recent figures from the National Office of Statistics are set to confirm the worst fears of the Home Office and afficionado's of generic 80's cop movies across the UK today: mismatched partnerships are no longer working in Britains police for...

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Tide of Mersey tears causes ripples in Rome

Mr. Socks, a recently deceased three-year old Tabby Cat, today took another step closer to becoming not just the first feline saint, but the holy figure with the shortest recorded gap between death and inauguration by the pope.

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