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Funny story: Paxman In Nipple Fueled Controversial Love Triangle Fury

Paxman In Nipple Fueled Controversial Love Triangle Fury

Jeremy Paxman had surgery yesterday to repair a broken blood vessel in his left nipple. However, the nipple was so hairy that the surgeon had to order in a special garden strimmer to cut the hair around the nipple, and then Paxman accidentally cut hi...
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Funny story: Mr. Blobby Passes Away

Mr. Blobby Passes Away

TV star Mr. Blobby has passed away, aged 42.
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Funny story: Harry Hell! Comedian Harry Lodged In Sea Bed

Harry Hell! Comedian Harry Lodged In Sea Bed

The career of beloved comedian Harry Hill, real name Dr. Harry Hill, took an ironically surreal twist yesterday as it emerged that the star of ITV1's Harry Hill's TV Burp, has admitted that his career may effectively be "over&...
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Funny story: TV's "Airport" Star In Blasphemy Outrage

TV's "Airport" Star In Blasphemy Outrage

CAMP television presenter Jeremy Spake, who found fleeting fame as the breakout star of BBC1's docu-soap Airport, has angered church groups and Christians worldwide by majestically proclaiming himself as "bigger than God!". He made the...
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Funny story: WWE Star Joins Legendary Band

WWE Star Joins Legendary Band

A top US wrestling star has quit his job as one of the highest paid performers on Vince McMahon's World Wrestling Entertainment circuit to take up a new occupation... as a falsetto-singing Bee Gee. The news, announced last night on the wrest...
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Funny story: Dead TV cop Tosh Found Alive And Well

Dead TV cop Tosh Found Alive And Well

ONE summer, in the late 90s, a nation mourned as one of it's most beloved figures died tragically young as situations spiralled out of control. Newspaper interest in this inspirational figure was at an all-time high and there wasn't a dry eye...
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Funny story: Sequel to the Bible is planned by Pope

Sequel to the Bible is planned by Pope

IT was yesterday announced that the Pope and several other religious parties are planning a sequel to bestseller 'The Holy Bible' as part of their Christmas and New Year celebrations. It is expected that Richard Branson's Virgin company w...
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Obama... Ordinary like us.

Yesterday, President Obama was refused entry into a restaurant for not wearing a tie and later fined for double parking and... ordered to return his library books... and thrown off a tram...and...

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