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Funny story:  A new age, a new Internet - Gates

A new age, a new Internet - Gates

Microsoft guru Bill Gates has said he is expecting a whole new breed of computer to be in everyone's homes in five years, and he will personally be calling around to check.
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Funny story:  Relaxation on what you can take on planes

Relaxation on what you can take on planes

Air travellers can look forward to taking a full set of limbs onto planes after regulations were relaxed at most airports across the UK.
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Funny story:  9/11 conspiracy 'wrong'

9/11 conspiracy 'wrong'

The notion that 9/11 was caused by a group of greedy billionaire oil barons has been dismissed by a group of greedy billionaire oil barons.
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Funny story:  Police act in Missing Toffo inquiry

Police act in Missing Toffo inquiry

A toffo, missing from a sergeants desk drawer, remains at large somewhere tonight. Despite deployment of the Met's finest officers, the toffee based sweetmeal continues to evade capture.
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Funny story:  Apple develops iGay

Apple develops iGay

Apple have become the first company to develop a product specifically for the gay market. The iGay is a device which detects shopping bargains, comments on men's clothes and generally minces about when the owner is too tired...
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Funny story:  Henman early

Henman early

Tim Henman has turned up at Wimbledon. The tennis ace is five months early, but feels this will give him enough time to warm up for his tournament, and he should be able to beat his opponent.
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Funny story:  New Bugsy Malone film

New Bugsy Malone film

A film catching up on the Bugsy Malone story is being planned. Set seventy years later, the film sees Malone as an East End London gangster with a variety of henchmen.
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Funny story:  Mysterious Urchin heralds second coming

Mysterious Urchin heralds second coming

"A mysterious boy has said the Lord is coming, and who are we to doubt it?" Those were the words of David Sneddon, who has abandoned a career in showbusiness to build a crib and change his name to Mary.
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Funny story:  Ying To Stock Average Average

Ying To Stock Average Average

The Ying To stock average closed nineteen points up today after a unsteady start. Rumours abounded in the market of a possible takeover and that the CEO wears women's clothes and hangs around on the docks. Many brokers watched with interest, thou...
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Funny story:  Violence marred by football

Violence marred by football

The violence at the Millennium Stadium this weekend was marred by 22 men bent on causing football.
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Funny story:  Apple Issues Apology

Apple Issues Apology

Apple have issued an apology over faulty iPods and batteries. It's the first time the juicy giant has admitted a design failure in it's popular range.
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Funny story:  Britney is serious trouble

Britney is serious trouble

Britney Spears has finally admitted she has a problem with handling reality.
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Funny story:  Queen and Osama

Queen and Osama

Worried staff found the Queen in bed with Osama Bin Laden this morning. While serving her morning Earl Grey, Her Majesty was heard to tell Bin Laden in between moans "No wonder you are the most wanted man in the world"...
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Funny story:  John Reid Takes Action On Guns

John Reid Takes Action On Guns

John Reid has taken decisive action by going out with a high powered rifle and shooting anyone he thinks may have a gun on or about their person.
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Funny story:  Grand Old Duke of York - lied.

Grand Old Duke of York - lied.

We can reveal the Grand Old Duke of York, who claimed to have ten thousand men, who he marched up to the top of the hill and then in a surprise military move, marched back down again, lied about the size of his battalion.
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Funny story:  Pognoy in hostile shareholder pod Nugent

Pognoy in hostile shareholder pod Nugent

Retailer Pognoy posted 'disappointing' first quarter results today, blaming the recent decision by their CEO to go on the rampage with a machine gun through a kindergarten.
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Funny story:  Apple Goes from Strength to Strength

Apple Goes from Strength to Strength

Apple Corps have followed up their highly successful iPhone with the iDrunk, a new version of the phone for the discerning alcoholic.
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Funny story:  Police Issue New I-Fit

Police Issue New I-Fit

Police trialling new i-fit software have released a picture of a man they want to question in connection with a series of outrages and crimes, to dastardly to mention.
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Breaking News...

President Obama OK' Trillion Dollar Bills

Will print only 20 but we will send our creditors and pay off national debt. And so I get no argument, I put Ronald Reagan's picture on it.

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