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Funny story:  Cheney Shooting The Opening Salvo In The  Program To Keep Conservatives In Line.

Cheney Shooting The Opening Salvo In The Program To Keep Conservatives In Line.

Dismayed with Conservative groups taking pot shots at the Bush Administration for everything from the budget deficit to it's handling of the War in Iraq, the Administration has decided to shoot back. Vice President Dick Cheney's shot-gunning of Conse...
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Funny story:  George W. Bush to Insurgents:  "We're Coming For You!"

George W. Bush to Insurgents: "We're Coming For You!"

President George W. Bush has issued his sternest warning yet to insurgents: to lay down their weapons and work with him or face military retribution. The warning was met with scorn by anti-Bush forces in Boston, New York, Chicago and San Francisco, w...
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Funny story:  The News In Brief

The News In Brief

Both Sides Against The Middle:...
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Funny story:  George W. Bush Gets Behind Gay Soldiers To Give Them a Little Push

George W. Bush Gets Behind Gay Soldiers To Give Them a Little Push

The Bush Administration, concerned at the dramatically falling enlistment levels in it's military forces, is re-visiting the Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy of the Clinton Administration. The feeling is that the Armed Forces are losing many valuable sol...
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Funny story:  Cindy Sheehan Digs In As Feds Mull Over Attack On Camp Casey.

Cindy Sheehan Digs In As Feds Mull Over Attack On Camp Casey.

As most of America already knows, Cindy Sheehan, mother of slain Army Specialist Casey Sheehan who was killed in the Sadr City section of Baghdad in April of 2004 has been holding vigil under the blazing Texas sun since Saturday, August 6th dema...
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Funny story:  As Cindy Sheehan Waits, Media Begins Search For The Perfect Gold Star Mother.

As Cindy Sheehan Waits, Media Begins Search For The Perfect Gold Star Mother.

Under the hot sun of an August day in Texas, the mother of slain Army Specialist Chris Sheehan waits. And waits. What's more, she's vowing that she'll continue to wait until United States President George W. Bush comes out of his Crawford ranch to me...
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Funny story:  George W. Bush Refuses To Meet With Cindy Sheehan, Saying,"I'm On Vacation"

George W. Bush Refuses To Meet With Cindy Sheehan, Saying,"I'm On Vacation"

President George W. Bush, while on yet another month long vacation to his ranch in Crawford, Texas has refused to meet with mother of an Army Specialist slain in Sadr City, Iraq on April 4, 2004, or somewhere around three hundred thirty nine days aft...
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Funny story:  On Surprise Visit To Iraq, Donald Rumsfeld Kidnapped By Insurgents, Immediately Given Back.

On Surprise Visit To Iraq, Donald Rumsfeld Kidnapped By Insurgents, Immediately Given Back.

United States Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld made a surprise visit to Baghdad to urge the leaders of the fledgling Iraqi Government to refrain from developing closer ties to it's neighbors Syria and Iran. Unfortunately for all involved, the...
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Funny story:  Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. Knoll Runs Afoul Of Evangelicals And Conservative Republicans

Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. Knoll Runs Afoul Of Evangelicals And Conservative Republicans

Republicans are once again having a field day at the expense of their Democratic rivals. Recently, Pennsylvania Lt. Governor Catherine Baker Knoll was lambasted by Conservatives from states such as Utah and Texas for attending a funeral for a Pennsyl...
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Funny story:  White House Issues Complete Biography of Supreme Court Nominee John Roberts

White House Issues Complete Biography of Supreme Court Nominee John Roberts

The White House, facing growing pressure to release documents and information concerning the legal opinions of Supreme Court nominee John G. Roberts, has released the following biography of the DC District Court Judge:...
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Funny story:  Karl Rove Grand Jury Calls Unnamed White House Source To Testify

Karl Rove Grand Jury Calls Unnamed White House Source To Testify

In a surprise move, Unnamed White House Source Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhouse has been subpoenaed by the Grand Jury investigating the case involving the public naming of ex CIA agent Valerie Plame. The outing of the CIA covert operative to Conservative co...
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Funny story:  Saddam Hussein/WMD Report Vindicates George W. Bush

Saddam Hussein/WMD Report Vindicates George W. Bush

President George W. Bush has pointed to the report by weapons inspectors saying that Saddam Hussein had no Weapons of Mass Destruction as proof positive that Saddam Hussein had Weapons of Mass Destruction. Speaking on the campaign trail, Bush told a...
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Funny story:  Supreme Court Nominee John Roberts Calls On George W. Bush To Fire Karl Rove and Scooter Libby.

Supreme Court Nominee John Roberts Calls On George W. Bush To Fire Karl Rove and Scooter Libby.

Just days after being nominated by President George Bush to replace retiring Justice Sandra Day O'Connor, DC Circuit Court Judge John Roberts has thrown the White House a curveball by saying two of the Administrations top strategists should resign or...
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Funny story:  Homeland Security To Terrorists: Bomb Trucks And Trains, Not Planes.

Homeland Security To Terrorists: Bomb Trucks And Trains, Not Planes.

Homeland Security chief Michael Chertoff issued a statement advising Terrorists to shy away from any airline based attacks and concentrate instead on more vulnerable transportation infrastructure such as railroads, busses and over the road tractor tr...
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Funny story:  Restraint Urged In Karl Rove Treason Case

Restraint Urged In Karl Rove Treason Case

Several weeks ago, when I wrote about summertime and the impeachment of George W. Bush on June 16th, I was just kidding, I swear. The problem is I'm really too busy to continuously write about an impeachment of George Bush right now and will be until...
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Funny story:  What, Me Worry?

What, Me Worry?

A new Pew Research poll shows that nearly 50% of Germans, 57% of Frenchmen and nearly a third of British citizens believe that the United States is over-reacting to the threat of Terrorism. President George W. Bush, wearing a flack jacket, helmet, ga...
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Funny story:  Bush Administration Takes Credit For "Curbing" Gang Violence

Bush Administration Takes Credit For "Curbing" Gang Violence

Major metropolitan and urban areas have been recording a consistent decline in gang activities during the last six months. At first considered to be an aberration, it has now been ascertained that the precipitous drop in gang related crime is a direc...
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Funny story:  Evangelical News Briefs

Evangelical News Briefs

What If They Gave A War And We Couldn't Come?:...
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Conspiracy sniffer-head Moore has cinematically digitized his latest gambit to expose a secret scheme in the baking industry. His Rotundity's new film is entitled "Wall Street Tookover My Twinkies!"

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