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London 2012 Olympics Get New Medals

Funny story: London 2012 Olympics Get New Medals

When the Olympic Games arrive in London in 2012, there will be some changes to the medal system - a tradition carried on since the age of the original Greek Olympics.

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Microsoft Firewall Falls

Funny story: Microsoft Firewall Falls

The famous technology-developing company Microsoft face utter and total humiliation today, following the collapse of their firewall.

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New Winter Olympic Sports For 2010

Funny story: New Winter Olympic Sports For 2010

After a slightly dull and boring Winter Olympics have just finished in Turin, Italy, Olympic officials have decided that when they return in 2010 in Vancouver, the Winter Olympics will be made much, much better.

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EU's Bird Flu Solution

Funny story: EU's Bird Flu Solution

The European Union (EU) have come up with a way to stop the distastrous pandemic of H5N1 - more commonly known to the public as bird flu. Their cunning plan to stop the crisis of bird flu spreading further than it already has. The idea is being backe...

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Shakespeare Updated

Funny story: Shakespeare Updated

His works have both bored innumerable schoolchildren and inspired writers throughout the world. But have the plays and sonnets gone past their sell-by date?...

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Nursery Rhyme Characters Follow Dumpty

Funny story: Nursery Rhyme Characters Follow Dumpty

Many popular nursery rhyme characters are making millions of pounds from court cases, following the success of Humpty Dumpty's court case supported by the National Accident Helpline.

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Rubik's Cube Sued Over 'Sleepless Nights'

Funny story: Rubik's Cube Sued Over 'Sleepless Nights'

It is a challenging, perplexing puzzle that has bamboozled many people worldwide. The concept is very simple; a cube split up into coloured squares, which can be moved around - but are hard to arrange that way afterwards. It is the Rubik's cube.

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Dubya: "I am linguist bad"

Funny story: Dubya: "I am linguist bad"

Earlier today, the White House distributed a press statement to newspapers globally. It was transcribed by secretary Sarah Peters as Bush dictated his world-wide message to her. It reads:...

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Humpty Dumpty Claims Compensation

Funny story: Humpty Dumpty Claims Compensation

Humpty Dumpty, a nursery rhyme character who fell off a wall, is to claim compensation over his literally "life-shattering" event - and will not settle until new wall safety laws are brought into action.

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Londoner Sells 'Mysterious' Whale On eBay

Funny story: Londoner Sells 'Mysterious' Whale On eBay

Days after a whale died in the River Thames, a dead whale was put up for sale on Internet auction site eBay. Currently, the selling price is five hundred thousand pounds, with an extensive bid history.

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