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Prince Harry and Di Canio team up in pop duo

Funny story: Prince Harry and Di Canio team up in pop duo

Prince Harry and Italian soccer star Paolo Di Canio are to team up to record a cover version of the Rolling Stones' seventies smash hit "Brown Sugar."...

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Bush to use grandmother's corpse for final campaign push

Funny story: Bush to use grandmother's corpse for final campaign push

George W Bush is seeking to boost his chances of winning the US Presidential election - by exhuming the body of his dead grandmother Barbara to help with the final campaign push.

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Mugabe magnanimous after rival's treason acquittal

Funny story: Mugabe magnanimous after rival's treason acquittal

Controversial Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe has been the first to congratulate arch-rival Morgan Tsvangirai after his acquittal from treason charges.

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US slams Europe allies after fake soldier storm

Funny story: US slams Europe allies after fake soldier storm

Sneaky European countries have begun flooding Iraq with fake cardboard cut-outs of military personnel in a cynical bid to deceive their US ally about how committed they are to restructuring the war-stricken country.

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Diana tape secrets reveal nothing actually

Funny story: Diana tape secrets reveal nothing actually

Tapes on which Diana, Princess of Wales, tells secrets which everyone knew about eight years ago anyway, have sensationally been aired on US television.

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Hoddle rejects 'sinner' Saints

Funny story: Hoddle rejects 'sinner' Saints

Ex-England manager Glenn Hoddle has sensationally revealed the real reason why he has decided not to join Southampton - because he believes the south coast club is ‘suffering from sins it committed in a past life'.

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Guantanamo Bay Hotel declared ‘Island of Freedom' in Red Cuba

Funny story: Guantanamo Bay Hotel declared ‘Island of Freedom' in Red Cuba

The Florida Tourist Board is promoting picturesque Guantanamo Bay as the ideal haven for tourists who want to see Cuba but don't want to meet Communists.

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Richard and Judy to present next year's Brit Awards

Funny story: Richard and Judy to present next year's Brit Awards

The prestigious Brit Music Awards' so-called controversial image has received a kick in the teeth, with the news that ITV schedulers have relegated next year's event to daytime television.

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Tory shadow chancellor dies of five minute fame shock

Funny story: Tory shadow chancellor dies of five minute fame shock

Shadow Chancellor Oliver Letwin has died of shock after being told his keynote speech on Conservative spending policies was the focus of the first report on BBC daytime news.

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Italians riot in protest at Gibson's Christ film

Funny story: Italians riot in protest at Gibson's Christ film

Mel Gibson's new film The Passion of the Christ may be banned in Italy, amid protests that it is anti-Italian.

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Tories ban bald leaders

Funny story: Tories ban bald leaders

Tory spin doctors have introduced a new rule barring bald men from becoming leader of the Conservative Party.

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West Bank Wall to become prime tourist attraction

Funny story: West Bank Wall to become prime tourist attraction

The Israeli government has unveiled an ambitious plan to turn the controversial West Bank Wall into a money-spinning tourist spot.

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Charles shocks Basra troops in saucy outburst

Funny story: Charles shocks Basra troops in saucy outburst

The morale of British troops stationed in Iraq has plummeted further after a disastrous visit to Basra by Prince Charles.

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Blair hospitalised after anal scare

Funny story: Blair hospitalised after anal scare

UK prime minister Tony Blair is back in hospital tonight after undergoing intensive surgery to have a strange object removed from his anus.

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Europeans "couldn't give a toss" about US election, says survey

Funny story: Europeans "couldn't give a toss" about US election, says survey

VIENNA, SWITZERLAND - 83 percent of Europeans say they "couldn't give a toss" about this year's forthcoming US presidential election.

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"Get more soldiers killed if you want Iraq contracts" Bush tells Europe

Funny story: "Get more soldiers killed if you want Iraq contracts" Bush tells Europe

US President George W Bush has challenged his European partners to get more of their troops killed in Iraq if they want a bigger share of the beleaguered country's reconstruction contracts.   "Not en...

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McDonalds offers job to German cannibal

Funny story: McDonalds offers job to German cannibal

Global fast food giant McDonalds has thrown convicted cannibal Armin Meiwes a lifeline by promising him a job when he gets out of prison.

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King Kong remake stalled over penis dispute

Funny story: King Kong remake stalled over penis dispute

Renowned director Steven Spielberg's remake of the 1933 cult monster classic ‘King Kong' has stalled in the pre-production phase, in a row over whether the giant ape should have a visible 10-foot penis.

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Breaking news…

Trump Sorry For 'Horseface' Tweet

Trump apologizes to Stormy Daniels for calling her 'horseface' in a
tweet. Tweet was actually meant for Kelly Ann Conway.
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