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Funny story: Lucky the Leprechaun landslide shakes Ireland

Lucky the Leprechaun landslide shakes Ireland

Trix Rabbit: 'Obviously, people were not happy with the status quo'...
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Funny story: Cunningham Calls for Mechanic's Release

Cunningham Calls for Mechanic's Release

Fonzerelli reportedly sought to meet "Potsie" Weber before kidnapping...
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Funny story: Cheney Lashes at Google, Greenpeace and Nuns

Cheney Lashes at Google, Greenpeace and Nuns

Vice President Dick "Cool Hands" Cheney violently defended the Bush administration's domestic "surveillance" program Thursday, calling it "the essential tool" in monitoring Google, liberals, Greenpeace, nuns, priests and other terrorist organizat...
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Funny story: $3.7 Trillion in Girl Scout Cookies Unaccounted For - Mr. T. Sent to Administer Justice

$3.7 Trillion in Girl Scout Cookies Unaccounted For - Mr. T. Sent to Administer Justice

A shocked nation awoke today to the news of over three and a half trillion dollars in Girl Scout cookies have just up and vanished - completely unaccounted for. "We don't know where they went" parroted a well-groomed Donald Rumsfeld, wiping what app...
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Funny story: Sleestack/Lurch '08

Sleestack/Lurch '08

In a move destined for greatness, the Republican Party today announced their candidates for the 2008 Presidential race: a Sleestack and Lurch. The pairing of the prehistoric reptilian biped and the beloved harpsichord playing, mail-fetching Amazonia...
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Funny story: Halliburton Hits Hard Times - Cheney Down On His Luck

Halliburton Hits Hard Times - Cheney Down On His Luck

Vice President/Galaxian Dictator Dick Cheney today announced that due to "Godless communist lies" and "weak liberal thinking" that his trans-galactic empire Halliburton is being forced to actually BID on contracts - not have them...
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"I Made Up Global Warming" Admits Gore

"I needed a new campaign hook and that bit about me inventing the Internet just wasn't going to fly so I just thought up that one," said Al Gore, Nobel Prize winner and former Vice-President.

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