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Lucky the Leprechaun landslide shakes Ireland

Funny story: Lucky the Leprechaun landslide shakes Ireland

Trix Rabbit: 'Obviously, people were not happy with the status quo'...

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Cunningham Calls for Mechanic's Release

Funny story: Cunningham Calls for Mechanic's Release

Fonzerelli reportedly sought to meet "Potsie" Weber before kidnapping...

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Cheney Lashes at Google, Greenpeace and Nuns

Funny story: Cheney Lashes at Google, Greenpeace and Nuns

Vice President Dick "Cool Hands" Cheney violently defended the Bush administration's domestic "surveillance" program Thursday, calling it "the essential tool" in monitoring Google, liberals, Greenpeace, nuns, priests and other terrorist organizat...

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$3.7 Trillion in Girl Scout Cookies Unaccounted For - Mr. T. Sent to Administer Justice

Funny story: $3.7 Trillion in Girl Scout Cookies Unaccounted For - Mr. T. Sent to Administer Justice

A shocked nation awoke today to the news of over three and a half trillion dollars in Girl Scout cookies have just up and vanished - completely unaccounted for. "We don't know where they went" parroted a well-groomed Donald Rumsfeld, wiping what app...

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Sleestack/Lurch '08

Funny story: Sleestack/Lurch '08

In a move destined for greatness, the Republican Party today announced their candidates for the 2008 Presidential race: a Sleestack and Lurch. The pairing of the prehistoric reptilian biped and the beloved harpsichord playing, mail-fetching Amazonia...

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Halliburton Hits Hard Times - Cheney Down On His Luck

Funny story: Halliburton Hits Hard Times - Cheney Down On His Luck

Vice President/Galaxian Dictator Dick Cheney today announced that due to "Godless communist lies" and "weak liberal thinking" that his trans-galactic empire Halliburton is being forced to actually BID on contracts - not have them...

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The Queen Takes A Knee

The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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