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Funny story: Babysitter & Toddlers Have Party. Busted By Police

Babysitter & Toddlers Have Party. Busted By Police

PATCHOGUE, N.Y. - A 37 year-old man was arrested when two toddlers he was supposed to be babysitting, were found drunk.
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Funny story: Osama's Niece Is A Terrorist.

Osama's Niece Is A Terrorist.

New York - Osama's Niece, Wafah Dufour, is fed up with Americans "not accepting her", she said in an interview with GQ magazine. "Everyone relates me to that man, and I have nothing to do with him (Osama)", she told r...
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Funny story: Royal Family Celebrates "Christmas First"...Or Not?

Royal Family Celebrates "Christmas First"...Or Not?

London (AP) - The royal family is said to be celebrating a Christmas first today. They are celebrating the marriage of their son Prince Charles to Camilla. Apparently the Queen has not been informed the her son was previously married. When...
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Funny story: 'Buffy' Found Orbiting Sun

'Buffy' Found Orbiting Sun

Hollywood CA -[/b The hit show "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" was cancelled not too long ago. Spoof has learned exatly why the hit TV show went off air suddenly. It has been reported by NASA that they have found an "oddball object&quo...
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Funny story: New Year Delayed by One Second

New Year Delayed by One Second

Washington (REUTERS) - People all over the world, celebrating the New Year this year will have to wait a whole second. For the first time in seven years there will be a "leap second". Atomic clocks around the world will have an extr...
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Funny story: The US Issues National Tsunami Plan.

The US Issues National Tsunami Plan.

Washington DC (The White House) - President Bush, hoping to protect the shores of America from being hammered by a tsunami, issued a national plan Friday for increased volcano and earthquake monitoring systems, ocean buoys, and other state-of-...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers Found Dead In Her Kitchen.

Joan Rivers Found Dead In Her Kitchen.

Manhattan NY (AP) - Police and EMT's were called to Joan Rivers's Home in Manhattan. A frantic Melissa Rivers, Joan's daughter, called 911 yelling "Oh my God I think she's dead! Someone come help me! Oh my God!"...
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Funny story: Scientists Discover 'Mass Dodo Grave'. Saddam Questioned.

Scientists Discover 'Mass Dodo Grave'. Saddam Questioned.

Mauritius (AP) - Scientists discover a mass grave of Dodo Birds today. They say the bones are fully intact. They were found in a swampy area near a sugar plantation laid out in several rows.
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Funny story: George W. Bush Sent Back To First Grade.

George W. Bush Sent Back To First Grade.

Washington DC (REUTERS) - Seymor Buttz of REUTERS sat down for an exclusive interview with George W. Bush, the President of The United States earlier today. Mr. Bush agreed to talk about anything but also said "There are limits."...
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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI announces he is Santa Claus.

Pope Benedict XVI announces he is Santa Claus.

Vatican City - Yesterday in St. Peters Square, millions were shocked to both hear and see that Pope Benedict XVI is Santa Claus. Wearing a white fur-trimmed red bonnet and a red cape with white underneath, Santa waved to his fans after making...
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Funny story: The Dead File Class-Action Lawsuit

The Dead File Class-Action Lawsuit

Buffalo NY - A lawyer, who wishes to remain anonomyous, for the moment, is filing a classs action law suit again several drug companies in the United States.
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Funny story: New Yorkers, Elephant Forced To Walk.

New Yorkers, Elephant Forced To Walk.

New York City - NYC transit workers went on strike early this week forcing millions of people to walk.
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Breaking News...

New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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