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Funny story: BigMart Greeter Roughed Up

BigMart Greeter Roughed Up

Police were called to a Bigmart store in Vancouver, Washington as the result of a physical disturbance. Officers found one of the store's elderly greeters, who wished to remain anonymous, rubbing Ben Gay into his shoulder and weeping softly. The el...
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