Washington, D.C.- According to the US Census Bureau, 3 out of every 4 Americans now make up 75% of the total US population.
Tarpons Springs, FL- The small sponge fishing town of Tarpon Springs, Florida, recently passes a new city ordinance requiring people to perform "courtesy flushing" in public restrooms.
Standing in line at the local super market, Brent Jones of Carrolwood, FL, takes a quick glance at the tabloids displayed near the register. The headlines tell the latest scoop on Hollywood super stars like Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and Jennifer Ani...
A top economic adviser to President Bush said Tuesday that the White House has offered to give Louisiana back to France along with a full refund for the famous Louisiana Purchase.
Mustard, seen as a tasty condiment used on everything from hamburgers to soft pretzels, probably doesn't help prevent cancer, according to a review of studies involving more than 700,000 patients and baseball stadium hotdog eaters.
Moscow- Bone chilling cold has gripped much of Russia, bringing the coldest temperatures in over 50 years. Dozens of people have perished in the winter blast causing Moscow to issue a plea to the International community in hopes of convincing industr...
Riding on the coattails of recent developments in the ongoing debate over Intelligent Design, many schools across the nation are moving to ban intelligent thought in the classroom.
Grand Rapids, MI- Scientists, Anthropologist and Historians have all converged on the city of Grand Rapids, Michigan, to conduct research on the legendary ‘Dickens' family.
A recent governmental study shows that most American's are bewildered and dumbfounded by the number of useless, senseless, and brainless studies that are done each year by both the government and private sectors.
A recent survey conducted by the market research firm, NPD Group claims America's attitudes toward overweight people are shifting from rejection toward acceptance, citing that over a 20-year period, the percentage of Americans who said they find...
Washington D.C., 13 January 2006 - Washington released a bold new strategy to help save the Social Security system in America today. The plan, considered to be brilliant and progressive by proponents, lays out a multi-layered approach that enl...
New York, Jan. 12, 2005: Paris Hilton's habit of carrying around her pets like they were disposable fashion accessories has become a fashion in itself, spawning a new Chihuahua leather market.
Baton Rouge, Jan. 10, 2006 - Each new year always brings with it a long list of predictions by psychics and the like, entertaining thousands of readers of tabloids and other such publications. But how often do people look back to the previous years p...
ATLANTA - It has yet to sicken a single American, but the potential for a bird flu virus pandemic riveted the attention of health officials and ordinary people in 2005, making it the year's top health news story.
Woodland, IOWA- John Marshall, an overweight machinist in Woodland, Iowa is just one of thousands of would be dieters who are discouraged by ‘Jared', former chubster turned spokesman for the national sandwich chain ‘Subway'. Jared was propelle...
After a large number of clients began committing suicide, howamidoing.com, a future email service, came up with a new host of services for their clients, the company announced Monday at a press conference.
new debate has arisen over who is the actual "axis of evil" in the world after To Sung-hoon, an activist with a South Korean teachers' union recently declared the WTO as the current front runner.
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