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US Census Bureau: 3 out of 4 American's Make Up 75% of Population

Funny story: US Census Bureau: 3 out of 4 American's Make Up 75% of Population

Washington, D.C.- According to the US Census Bureau, 3 out of every 4 Americans now make up 75% of the total US population.

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Florida Town Passes Courtesy Flush Ordinance

Tarpons Springs, FL- The small sponge fishing town of Tarpon Springs, Florida, recently passes a new city ordinance requiring people to perform "courtesy flushing" in public restrooms.

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Area Man Baffled by Own Lack of Interest

Standing in line at the local super market, Brent Jones of Carrolwood, FL, takes a quick glance at the tabloids displayed near the register. The headlines tell the latest scoop on Hollywood super stars like Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and Jennifer Ani...

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White House Offers to give Louisiana back to French

A top economic adviser to President Bush said Tuesday that the White House has offered to give Louisiana back to France along with a full refund for the famous Louisiana Purchase.

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Mustard May Not Help Prevent Cancer

Funny story: Mustard May Not Help Prevent Cancer

Mustard, seen as a tasty condiment used on everything from hamburgers to soft pretzels, probably doesn't help prevent cancer, according to a review of studies involving more than 700,000 patients and baseball stadium hotdog eaters.

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Record Cold Prompts Russian Plea for Faster Global Warming

Funny story: Record Cold Prompts Russian Plea for Faster Global Warming

Moscow- Bone chilling cold has gripped much of Russia, bringing the coldest temperatures in over 50 years. Dozens of people have perished in the winter blast causing Moscow to issue a plea to the International community in hopes of convincing industr...

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Schools to Ban Intelligent Thought

Funny story: Schools to Ban Intelligent Thought

Riding on the coattails of recent developments in the ongoing debate over Intelligent Design, many schools across the nation are moving to ban intelligent thought in the classroom.

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Legendary ‘Dickens' Family Focus of Hopeful Research

Funny story: Legendary ‘Dickens' Family Focus of Hopeful Research

Grand Rapids, MI- Scientists, Anthropologist and Historians have all converged on the city of Grand Rapids, Michigan, to conduct research on the legendary ‘Dickens' family.

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Study Finds People Amazed by Stupid Studies

Funny story: Study Finds People Amazed by Stupid Studies

A recent governmental study shows that most American's are bewildered and dumbfounded by the number of useless, senseless, and brainless studies that are done each year by both the government and private sectors.

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Fat Americans Lie about being Unattractive

Funny story: Fat Americans Lie about being Unattractive

A recent survey conducted by the market research firm, NPD Group claims America's attitudes toward overweight people are shifting from rejection toward acceptance, citing that over a 20-year period, the percentage of Americans who said they find...

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Brilliant New Strategy to Save Social Security

Funny story: Brilliant New Strategy to Save Social Security

Washington D.C., 13 January 2006 - Washington released a bold new strategy to help save the Social Security system in America today. The plan, considered to be brilliant and progressive by proponents, lays out a multi-layered approach that enl...

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Paris Hilton's Dog Inspires Chihuahua Leather Fashion

Funny story: Paris Hilton's Dog Inspires Chihuahua Leather Fashion

New York, Jan. 12, 2005: Paris Hilton's habit of carrying around her pets like they were disposable fashion accessories has become a fashion in itself, spawning a new Chihuahua leather market.

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Psychic Predictions Accuracy for 2005 Phenomenal

Funny story: Psychic Predictions Accuracy for 2005 Phenomenal

Baton Rouge, Jan. 10, 2006 - Each new year always brings with it a long list of predictions by psychics and the like, entertaining thousands of readers of tabloids and other such publications. But how often do people look back to the previous years p...

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36,000 Flu Deaths Won't Be from Bird Flu

Funny story: 36,000 Flu Deaths Won't Be from Bird Flu

ATLANTA - It has yet to sicken a single American, but the potential for a bird flu virus pandemic riveted the attention of health officials and ordinary people in 2005, making it the year's top health news story.

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Subway's Jared Discourages Dieters

Funny story: Subway's Jared Discourages Dieters

Woodland, IOWA- John Marshall, an overweight machinist in Woodland, Iowa is just one of thousands of would be dieters who are discouraged by ‘Jared', former chubster turned spokesman for the national sandwich chain ‘Subway'. Jared was propelle...

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Mass Suicide Spawns howamidoing.com Email Service

Funny story: Mass Suicide Spawns howamidoing.com Email Service

After a large number of clients began committing suicide, howamidoing.com, a future email service, came up with a new host of services for their clients, the company announced Monday at a press conference.

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Bush Administration Caught Off-guard by New Axis of Evil

new debate has arisen over who is the actual "axis of evil" in the world after To Sung-hoon, an activist with a South Korean teachers' union recently declared the WTO as the current front runner.

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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