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Funny story: Ricky Shat-On

Ricky Shat-On

Ricky Hatton's nightmare week has gone from bad to worse after falling victim to what seems to be a targeted fecal attack by a flock of seagulls. Once famed for his British Bulldog approach to fighting in the ring, the celebrated 'Hitman' is now...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown in Alcopop-Fueled Sex Binge

Gordon Brown in Alcopop-Fueled Sex Binge

Reports are emerging that Gordon Brown partook in a 15 hour love-making marathon with 8 members of the Croydon Ladies Badminton Club, in the latest bizarre chapter in his downward spiral since losing the general election earlier this year. A sou...
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Funny story: Fabio 'Where's my Cap'-ello

Fabio 'Where's my Cap'-ello

England chieftain Fabio Capello has revealed his latest motivational ploy to kick-start his team's stuttering World Cup Campaign - he will shave his head and wear the hair as a beard for as long as England remain in the tournament. The (slap)head...
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6,815 Americans die on Black Friday

Some 6,815 Americans died on Black Friday, which is the average daily number of deaths in the U.S. The difference: 6,754 of these deaths were blamed on crazy-ass shoppers trying to score a bargain.
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