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Funny story: Ricky Shat-On

Ricky Shat-On

Ricky Hatton's nightmare week has gone from bad to worse after falling victim to what seems to be a targeted fecal attack by a flock of seagulls. Once famed for his British Bulldog approach to fighting in the ring, the celebrated 'Hitman' is now...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown in Alcopop-Fueled Sex Binge

Gordon Brown in Alcopop-Fueled Sex Binge

Reports are emerging that Gordon Brown partook in a 15 hour love-making marathon with 8 members of the Croydon Ladies Badminton Club, in the latest bizarre chapter in his downward spiral since losing the general election earlier this year. A sou...
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Funny story: Fabio 'Where's my Cap'-ello

Fabio 'Where's my Cap'-ello

England chieftain Fabio Capello has revealed his latest motivational ploy to kick-start his team's stuttering World Cup Campaign - he will shave his head and wear the hair as a beard for as long as England remain in the tournament. The (slap)head...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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