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Glasgow Rangers fans face visa heartache

Funny story: Glasgow Rangers fans face visa heartache

Fans of Scottish UEFA cup finalists Glasgow Rangers were last night waking up in a mountain of beer cans and grinning friends just in time to hear the disappointing news that many of them will be unable to obtain the necessary documentation neede...

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Sharia Law finally adopted in British city

Funny story: Sharia Law finally adopted in British city

Following months of wrangling between international adoption agencies, a young girl known only as "Sharia" from a war torn country has been adopted by a family from Manchester in the north of England.

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Glasgow Airport Unfazed by Attack

Funny story: Glasgow Airport Unfazed by Attack

Security has been tightened around Scotland's premier exit point for Scots wishing to emigrate and find a job after a Jeep full of smokers was allegedly driven into the entrance of Glasgow Airport in order to protest at the ban on smoking in Engl...

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International Rescue set to intervene in Middle East Crisis

Funny story: International Rescue set to intervene in Middle East Crisis

Following calls for a respite in the cross border battle currently raging between Israel and Lebanon, well known Texan oil entrepreneur and giver of democracy to the needy and downtrodden, George W Tracy has decided to step aside from meddling in cou...

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Concerns raised over Japanese binge drinking culture

Funny story: Concerns raised over Japanese binge drinking culture

The Japanese Ministry of Karaoke was last night attempting to play down claims made by some observers that British levels of binge drinking were now being observed in Japanese society, something that would have been unthinkable even yesterday morning...

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Parliament reposessed amid loan scandal

Funny story: Parliament reposessed amid loan scandal

The British people were waking up to the shock news this morning that the mother of all democracies has been repossessed by bailiffs following the non-payment of loans secured against future peerages by the previous tenant, believed to be a Mr T. Bl...

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God considering legal action over Blair invasion claim

Funny story: God considering legal action over Blair invasion claim

The British Government was last night reported to be engaged in last ditch attempts to avert a diplomatic crisis between Heaven and 10 Downing street following claims by British Prime Minister Tony Blair that God himself had personally ordered the li...

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"Woody Woodpecker is source of bird humour virus" claim denied

Funny story: "Woody Woodpecker is source of bird humour virus" claim denied

Avian humour scientists were claiming last night that recent outbreaks of the deadly avian humour virus could spell the end of comedy throughout Western Europe and the US if not dealt with immediately by the authorities.

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Swedish Nation not outraged by Muppet Stereotype

Funny story: Swedish Nation not outraged by Muppet Stereotype

Although more than three decades have passed since the first broadcast of a puppet with a big white hat on was shown on prime time television in western europe and the US, recent publications of photographs on the internet depicting an allegedly Sca...

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Sven to step down after World Cup Quarter finals

Funny story: Sven to step down after World Cup Quarter finals

Following revelations in a Sunday tabloid last week that England football manager Sven Göran Eriksson is swedish and drinks with Arabs, the English FA has announced that England's customary elimination at the quarter final stage of this summers World...

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Iran to receive first International ASBO

Funny story: Iran to receive first International ASBO

Following weeks of speculation that the new Iranian government has secretly been stockpiling party poppers and streamers left over from new year celebrations, reports from Tehran have indicated that the regime has also acquired a considerable supply...

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