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Tony Blair Resigns to Join Cameron's Conservatives

Funny story: Tony Blair Resigns to Join Cameron's Conservatives

In a move that has completely stunned the nation, UK Prime Minister Tony Blair has resigned and walked across the floor of the House of Commons to join the Conservative Party.

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Extreme Health & Safety

Funny story: Extreme Health & Safety

Following reports that the new £2.1m Greenbank fire service HQ in Plymouth has been built without the traditional "pole" for health and safety reasons, The Spoof has learnt of other instances of PC lunacy that continue to blight poor old Blighty.

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Jordan Ready for Monkey Business

Funny story: Jordan Ready for Monkey Business

Following the success of "I'm a Celebrity - Get Me Out of Here!", production company "Elladore" has announced a new show to be launched on ITV during April 2004.

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Hutton Report: "Campbelled!" Claims Gilligan

Andrew Gilligan, tricking security by sporting a wig and Saddam-style moustache, sensationally stormed Westminster today, grabbed the Speaker's mace and, whilst swinging it around wildly, made the startling claim that Lord Hutton's Inquiry had been "...

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Britney Snares Madonna

Funny story: Britney Snares Madonna

Britney Spears has secretly married Madonna in a civil ceremony performed at Michael Jackson's Never-Never-Did-It Land. Both brides-to-be walked down the aisle to the tune of "Like a virgin" and sealed their union with a passionate embrace as local...

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Claim For A Laugh with Michael Howard

Funny story: Claim For A Laugh with Michael Howard

In an astonishing u-turn from his recent "I'm a nice bloke really" re-branding, Michael Howard, the new leader of the Tories, has announced a bizarre onslaught against the unemployed that harkens back to his darker, Thatcherite, days. Today, he anno...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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