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Funny story: Golf Sale Man in Animal Gubbins

Golf Sale Man in Animal Gubbins

An unconscious pedant survived an unplanned scare today, when a hitherto unecessary bucket was placed under the lip of his Allegro. The unnamed man (46) was collecting golf sale memorabilia at an unused tractor factory in Penge, when the scattered re...
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Funny story: Small sentence for man guilty of watching girls go by

Small sentence for man guilty of watching girls go by

Following chaotic scenes at one of Surrey's most popular twitcheries, Daz Mower (19) was found hanging by a thread from the burst trousers of justice today. Earlier, Mower, of Lahndan, had been collared under the 1934 'Line of Sight' act...
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Funny story: Richard's Fury Over Knighthood

Richard's Fury Over Knighthood

Wendy Richard, best known as long-suffering launderette woman Pauline Fowler in the BBC's most popular four-times weekly soap opera called Eastenders, Eastenders, has hit out at the knighthood to be awarded to legendary old person Mick Jagger nex...
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Funny story: Genetic Disorder Blamed For Smugness

Genetic Disorder Blamed For Smugness

Scientists at West Highlandshire University claim to have identified the gene that prediposes individuals to smugness. Dr. Mick McManus, of the University's prestigious Microbiology Department, said that "he always knew he would find it"...
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Funny story: Man eats monkey as "experiment"

Man eats monkey as "experiment"

An unemployed actor from Santa Barbara has been charged with 'malicious injestion' following his admission that he swallowed a monkey. Malcolm Jack-san told reporters outside his house that he "saw some guy eating big worms on TV" a...
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Funny story: Cracked Olympian Wins Legal Battle

Cracked Olympian Wins Legal Battle

Seventeen years after winning the BBC's Superstars and Mastermind programmes in the same week, John Thomas, Britain's answer to the American sports hero Lee Remmick, walked triumphantly from a Winchester court today, after finally winning his...
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Funny story: Family Pays Tribute To Self-Righteous Brother

Family Pays Tribute To Self-Righteous Brother

Bill Hatstand, icon of the 'pre-punk' pop era was reunited in death with his estranged brother, Bobby Dazzler today in a funny and touching ceremony at the Las Vegas club where their career, spanning nearly 5 years, started, 5 years ago.
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Funny story: No arrest over burning bigot

No arrest over burning bigot

South Westerley County Council refused to comment today on allegations that they had effectively goaded local idiots into burning a straw bigot during traditional Guy Fawkes night celebrations, as a childish attempt to "even the score" afte...
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Justin Bieber and North Korean Leader On Same Fantasy Basketball Site

Pop star Justin Bieber and North Korean despot Kim Jong Un are both on the same fantasy basketball website, battling it out in cyberspace over the comic collection Kim says Justin ripped him off on.

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