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Golf Sale Man in Animal Gubbins

Funny story: Golf Sale Man in Animal Gubbins

An unconscious pedant survived an unplanned scare today, when a hitherto unecessary bucket was placed under the lip of his Allegro. The unnamed man (46) was collecting golf sale memorabilia at an unused tractor factory in Penge, when the scattered re...

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Small sentence for man guilty of watching girls go by

Funny story: Small sentence for man guilty of watching girls go by

Following chaotic scenes at one of Surrey's most popular twitcheries, Daz Mower (19) was found hanging by a thread from the burst trousers of justice today. Earlier, Mower, of Lahndan, had been collared under the 1934 'Line of Sight' act...

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Richard's Fury Over Knighthood

Funny story: Richard's Fury Over Knighthood

Wendy Richard, best known as long-suffering launderette woman Pauline Fowler in the BBC's most popular four-times weekly soap opera called Eastenders, Eastenders, has hit out at the knighthood to be awarded to legendary old person Mick Jagger nex...

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Genetic Disorder Blamed For Smugness

Funny story: Genetic Disorder Blamed For Smugness

Scientists at West Highlandshire University claim to have identified the gene that prediposes individuals to smugness. Dr. Mick McManus, of the University's prestigious Microbiology Department, said that "he always knew he would find it"...

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Man eats monkey as "experiment"

Funny story: Man eats monkey as "experiment"

An unemployed actor from Santa Barbara has been charged with 'malicious injestion' following his admission that he swallowed a monkey. Malcolm Jack-san told reporters outside his house that he "saw some guy eating big worms on TV" a...

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Cracked Olympian Wins Legal Battle

Funny story: Cracked Olympian Wins Legal Battle

Seventeen years after winning the BBC's Superstars and Mastermind programmes in the same week, John Thomas, Britain's answer to the American sports hero Lee Remmick, walked triumphantly from a Winchester court today, after finally winning his...

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Family Pays Tribute To Self-Righteous Brother

Funny story: Family Pays Tribute To Self-Righteous Brother

Bill Hatstand, icon of the 'pre-punk' pop era was reunited in death with his estranged brother, Bobby Dazzler today in a funny and touching ceremony at the Las Vegas club where their career, spanning nearly 5 years, started, 5 years ago.

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No arrest over burning bigot

Funny story: No arrest over burning bigot

South Westerley County Council refused to comment today on allegations that they had effectively goaded local idiots into burning a straw bigot during traditional Guy Fawkes night celebrations, as a childish attempt to "even the score" afte...

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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