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Mr Howard 'fit for MP' says Tory Association

The Folkstone and Hythe Conservative Association today sensationally announced that their candidate,the little known Michael Howard, is 'fit for MP'. This comes as newspaper speculation mounts about Mr Howards lack of policies and political...

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Blair Target: 50% to use Public Lavatories

Funny story: Blair Target: 50% to use Public Lavatories

Tony Blair is to introduce a new target for use of public loos. He wants 50% of the population to regularly use them by 2010. And, in order to provide a world class lavatory service, there are plans to introduce a 30p top-up levy charge, to be paid...

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1 in 3 Satirists will Suffer

1 in 3 satirists have an attention span of less than 2 minutes. A new study has show that after this amount of time, their attention to any activity declines.

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BB King found as bishop in Mississippi

Funny story: BB King found as bishop in Mississippi

Blues legend has been found well after an absence of more than two weeks. He is reported to be working as a bishop in southern Mississippi.

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Maggie Thatcher Plugs the Ba'ath

Funny story: Maggie Thatcher Plugs the Ba'ath

Margaret Thatcher today spoke out in a conference which saw her pay tribute to "all that the Ba'ath party had achieved during their term in office". She also paid tribute to their landslide victory last year, with a clear majority of 1...

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Boris Johnson To Run For Tory Leadership

Funny story: Boris Johnson To Run For Tory Leadership

Boris Johnson, MP for Henley-on-Thames, has announced that he will be a candidate in the leadership election in the Tory Party. In his announcement he said that he already has several followers; two dogs, four cats and Kenneth Clarke.

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Tories now in Opposition to Labour

Michael Howard, the new Leader of the Conservative Party, has today announced that from now on, the Tory party is to be in opposition to Labour, rather than working with them to get re-elected at the next general election.

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Trump Said News Media The Enemy

Trump said the news media was the enemy of the people. Saudi newsman Jamal Khashoggi was critical of the Saudi government, then goes missing in the Saudi Embassy in Turkey? Looks like a green light.
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