Washington (AP) -- Congress today unanimously approved legislation involving the complete restructuring of determining who really is cut of presidential timber. Complicated requirements for the keys to the white house have been tossed in favor of a m...
New York, New York -- The famous ship Titanic arrived unexpectedly this morning in New York. The New York Port Authority was decidedly speechless as the ship dropped anchor at the mooring docks.
New Orleans, Louisiana -- The Superdome is offering Paleontologists a rare glimpse at what life was like for early hominids such as Neanderthal. As more and more refugees flock to the building scientists are becoming more and more excited about the a...
New Orleans, Louisiana -- Jesse Jackson was in New Orleans today investigating allegations that black cats were far less likely to survive the floodwaters and be rescued as for instance yellow tabbies or calicos.
Kandahar, Afghanistan -- Prominent Al-Quada leaders have officially claimed responsibility for Hurricane Katrina and have vowed more effective forms of "Weather Terrorism" will plague the United States in the coming months, years, and decad...
Boston, Massachussetts -- In a not so surprising development to baseball insiders, and those who follow the game, Manny Ramirez played against his teammates today.
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