Wall Street, NY-- Despite 18 billion dollar write-downs for the quarter and massive worries concerning foreign bailouts amidst the credit crunch that threatens to plunge the nations economy into a dangerous recession, spirits at Citibank Inc., the wo...
Little Rock, Arkansas-- What began as an innocent day of jests and jokes between unemployed rednecks ended in disgrace for the state of Arkansas and Rex-Bobby Ray, a Little Rock native and local redneck. Ray, along with a group of friends, were drink...
CINNCINNATI, OH--Teachers and students alike at Hughes High School were shocked this week to learn that Senior math teacher Jenny Mayfield was found to not be sexually involved with any student on campus.
Seattle, WA-Starbucks Coffee Inc announced Wednesday that its supreme plan for world domination will be placed into effect a month early as their Death Star orbiting seven hundred miles off Earth has been completed ahead of schedule.
Atlanta, GA-Doctors at Longview Memorial today released the findings of their study in progress on whether or not the old adage "Laughter is the best medicine" holds up. Results proved shocking.
Los Angeles, CA-Ask anyone across America today, and they will tell you that gasoline prices have reached ridiculous highs. Not the least of whom would be newly christened double amputee Frank McCrane, a resident of Long Beach, who was recently charg...
New York, NY-Traders on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange worked tirelessly today as the demand for heroin skyrocketed across the country, shooting up nearly two hundred percent in value while the rest of the market remained at idle or fell sl...
San Francisco, CA-Friends across the San Francisco bay were shocked on Saturday when Jeremy Henderson, a prominent local gay businessman, came out of the closet, revealing himself to be straight.
New York, NY-To most people, the news surrounding global warming these days is something of a drag; impending doom has never played well to the masses. Yet, in one man's tragedy, another man will find a fortune, and it appears that man is Marty Schlo...
Heaven-Almighty God announced today in a much anticipated press conference his intention to recall what he described as "His worst mistake since Lucifer," the testicles of half the world's population.
Providence, RI-Local satirist and Spoof contributor John Hall shocked readers around the world when he posted his latest work, which for some reason was not in any way related to the stupidity of American President George W. Bush, English Prime Minis...
TOPEKA, KS-Local Blockbuster manager Tim Bosley yesterday announced that during a routine checkout of ‘Empire Records', he was struck by the solution to the worldwide problem of hunger. At a press conference today where hundreds of media, government...
ALBANY, NY-In order to promote appreciation of the arts to her small pupils, Ms Adrian Jennings, a local kindergarten teacher, invited Mitch Farrell, an art critic with a local newspaper, to her classroom to tell the children about how art can be app...
WASHINGTON D.C.-President Bush today signed a bill which had been approved by both houses of congress unanimously last month that legally changes the name of New Mexico to Slightly Used Mexico.
NEW YORK CITY-Britain, France, Germany and the United States came together yesterday to give Iran a stern talking to over it's flailing nuclear program. The confrontation came to a head when during a U.N. conference in New York City, the representati...
LOS ANGELES-O.J. Simpson today was seen combing downtown Los Angeles, searching the cosmopolitan stores, dining at the plush restaurants and visiting the rich and famous; all of part of what he says is his ‘Tireless search for the real killer.'...
LAKEWOOD, CA-Richard Burton, a local high school student has reported to his friends and family that he has successfully released himself from the grip of a marijuana habit which had held him so tightly throughout his tenth and eleventh grade years.
WASHINGTON D.C.-In what was revealed yesterday as the biggest prank in the history of the world, President Bush made an announcement to former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein: "You've been punk'd, bitch!"...