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Funny story: Citibank to Sell Lemonade for 10 Cents a Glass

Citibank to Sell Lemonade for 10 Cents a Glass

Wall Street, NY-- Despite 18 billion dollar write-downs for the quarter and massive worries concerning foreign bailouts amidst the credit crunch that threatens to plunge the nations economy into a dangerous recession, spirits at Citibank Inc., the wo...
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Funny story: Fish in Barrel Surprisingly Difficult to Shoot

Fish in Barrel Surprisingly Difficult to Shoot

Little Rock, Arkansas-- What began as an innocent day of jests and jokes between unemployed rednecks ended in disgrace for the state of Arkansas and Rex-Bobby Ray, a Little Rock native and local redneck. Ray, along with a group of friends, were drink...
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Funny story: Teacher Fired After Discovery of No Sexual Misconduct

Teacher Fired After Discovery of No Sexual Misconduct

CINNCINNATI, OH--Teachers and students alike at Hughes High School were shocked this week to learn that Senior math teacher Jenny Mayfield was found to not be sexually involved with any student on campus.
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Funny story: Starbucks Completes Death Star; World Takeover Imminent

Starbucks Completes Death Star; World Takeover Imminent

Seattle, WA-Starbucks Coffee Inc announced Wednesday that its supreme plan for world domination will be placed into effect a month early as their Death Star orbiting seven hundred miles off Earth has been completed ahead of schedule.
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Funny story: Study: Laughter Not Best Medicine for Collapsed Lung

Study: Laughter Not Best Medicine for Collapsed Lung

Atlanta, GA-Doctors at Longview Memorial today released the findings of their study in progress on whether or not the old adage "Laughter is the best medicine" holds up. Results proved shocking.
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Funny story: Man Charged Arm and Leg for Gasoline

Man Charged Arm and Leg for Gasoline

Los Angeles, CA-Ask anyone across America today, and they will tell you that gasoline prices have reached ridiculous highs. Not the least of whom would be newly christened double amputee Frank McCrane, a resident of Long Beach, who was recently charg...
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Funny story: Amidst Flailing Economy, Heroin Market Soars

Amidst Flailing Economy, Heroin Market Soars

New York, NY-Traders on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange worked tirelessly today as the demand for heroin skyrocketed across the country, shooting up nearly two hundred percent in value while the rest of the market remained at idle or fell sl...
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Funny story: Secretly Straight Man Out of Closet

Secretly Straight Man Out of Closet

San Francisco, CA-Friends across the San Francisco bay were shocked on Saturday when Jeremy Henderson, a prominent local gay businessman, came out of the closet, revealing himself to be straight.
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Funny story: Global Warming Good News For Ice Cream Man

Global Warming Good News For Ice Cream Man

New York, NY-To most people, the news surrounding global warming these days is something of a drag; impending doom has never played well to the masses. Yet, in one man's tragedy, another man will find a fortune, and it appears that man is Marty Schlo...
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Funny story: Citing Numerous Performance Problems, God Recalls Testicles

Citing Numerous Performance Problems, God Recalls Testicles

Heaven-Almighty God announced today in a much anticipated press conference his intention to recall what he described as "His worst mistake since Lucifer," the testicles of half the world's population.
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Funny story: Man Writes Satire Article Not Centered on Bush

Man Writes Satire Article Not Centered on Bush

Providence, RI-Local satirist and Spoof contributor John Hall shocked readers around the world when he posted his latest work, which for some reason was not in any way related to the stupidity of American President George W. Bush, English Prime Minis...
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Funny story: Man Solves World Hunger Problem; Forgets Answer

Man Solves World Hunger Problem; Forgets Answer

TOPEKA, KS-Local Blockbuster manager Tim Bosley yesterday announced that during a routine checkout of ‘Empire Records', he was struck by the solution to the worldwide problem of hunger. At a press conference today where hundreds of media, government...
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Funny story: Art Critic Blasts Fingerpaintings

Art Critic Blasts Fingerpaintings

ALBANY, NY-In order to promote appreciation of the arts to her small pupils, Ms Adrian Jennings, a local kindergarten teacher, invited Mitch Farrell, an art critic with a local newspaper, to her classroom to tell the children about how art can be app...
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Funny story: New Mexico Renamed ‘Slightly Used' Mexico

New Mexico Renamed ‘Slightly Used' Mexico

WASHINGTON D.C.-President Bush today signed a bill which had been approved by both houses of congress unanimously last month that legally changes the name of New Mexico to Slightly Used Mexico.
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Funny story: U.N. Puts Iran, North Korea in Time Out

U.N. Puts Iran, North Korea in Time Out

NEW YORK CITY-Britain, France, Germany and the United States came together yesterday to give Iran a stern talking to over it's flailing nuclear program. The confrontation came to a head when during a U.N. conference in New York City, the representati...
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Funny story: O.J. Still Looking For ‘Real Killer'

O.J. Still Looking For ‘Real Killer'

LOS ANGELES-O.J. Simpson today was seen combing downtown Los Angeles, searching the cosmopolitan stores, dining at the plush restaurants and visiting the rich and famous; all of part of what he says is his ‘Tireless search for the real killer.'...
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Funny story: Teen Kicks Marijuana Habit With Help of Cocaine

Teen Kicks Marijuana Habit With Help of Cocaine

LAKEWOOD, CA-Richard Burton, a local high school student has reported to his friends and family that he has successfully released himself from the grip of a marijuana habit which had held him so tightly throughout his tenth and eleventh grade years.
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Funny story: Bush to Saddam: "You've been punk'd!"

Bush to Saddam: "You've been punk'd!"

WASHINGTON D.C.-In what was revealed yesterday as the biggest prank in the history of the world, President Bush made an announcement to former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein: "You've been punk'd, bitch!"...
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