North Haverbrook's Sacred Heart Hospital officials say they've never seen anything like it, and intend to never see it again. Four doctors and two nurses have been immediately suspended and may face a season long suspension for their part in...
Several months after the incident occurred, Vice President Dick Cheney was forced to admit that he celebrated the anniversary of his shooting a man in the face by…shooting people in the face.
In a move that has stunned both the sports world and the advertising world, Tiger Woods announced that he is legally changing his name to Buick Mastercard. This surprise move makes Woods the first celebrity to join the growing ranks of average peop...
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