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Osama Bin Laden's Youngest Wife to Pose In Nude for Playboy

29-year old Amal Ahmed Abdul Fatah, youngest wife of Osama Bin Laden, who was injured trying during the assassination of her lord and master, has announced that she will appear in next September's Playboy Magazine as the Playmate of the Month. Am...

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Ohio State University to Abandon Academics, Research for Sports

New university president, former football coach, Buford "Buck" Finster, announced that his university is eliminating all academic and research activities to concentrate entirely on sports. "It is high time that we stop being hypocritical. Student...

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Canadian Supreme Court Approves Automatic Weapons In High School Classes

Funny story: Canadian Supreme Court Approves Automatic Weapons In High School Classes

Ottawa, Canada -- Just one day after the brilliant decision to permit Sikh high school students to carry razor-sharp daggers called "kirpans" in class, the High Court handed down another watershed decision.

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Chemical Company Receives Patent for Air

Funny story: Chemical Company Receives Patent for Air

Global Chemical Corporation, headquartered in Passaic, New Jersey, has just received a patent on air. Beginning January 1, 2007, Global Chemical will begin sending bills to all persons and operators of equipment in the entire World that use ai...

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Medical Schools to Give Equal Time to Demonic Possession

Washington, DC. The American Medical Association (AMA) today caved in to Christian Fundamentalists who are upset with the monopoly that Pasteur's Germ Theory of Disease has had in medical school curricula for more than 100 years. The AMA, under p...

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