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Funny story: Internal polling shows I beat Joe Heck and Erin Bilbray

Internal polling shows I beat Joe Heck and Erin Bilbray

LAS VEGAS - With voters wanting something besides the pale platitudes that both major party candidates Joe Heck and Erin Bilbray are offering, I, Dominus Noster, decided to conduct my own internal polling. I polled a sample of all of my readers,...
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Funny story: Satan endorses Adam Laxalt over Ross Miller

Satan endorses Adam Laxalt over Ross Miller

Satan made the decision to insert himself into the important race for Nevada Attorney General by endorsing Adam Laxalt over Secretary of State Ross Miller. "This race is so important to me because everybody in Nevada knows how I helped orchestrate...
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Funny story: Oscar Goodman endorses Ron Jeremy for president

Oscar Goodman endorses Ron Jeremy for president

LAS VEGAS - Former Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman has officially endorsed porn star Ron Jeremy for president in 2012. Pursuant to Goodman, not only has Ron Jeremy contributed to economic growth since the porn industry has been a multi-billion doll...
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Funny story: Coalition for Barefoot Politicians blasts Congresswoman Shelley Berkley

Coalition for Barefoot Politicians blasts Congresswoman Shelley Berkley

WASHINGTON - Faye Kerr, president of Coalition for Barefoot Politicians, issued a statement blasting Congresswoman Shelley Berkley for shoe shopping. "As president of Coalition for Barefoot Politicians, I find Congresswoman Berkley's shoe shopping...
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Funny story: Alex Jones video released by al Qaeda

Alex Jones video released by al Qaeda

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Osama bin Laden's terrorist organization al Qaeda has released a new video. This time, the video features the prominent radio talk show host Alex Jones. Although the CIA has no idea about the video's origin, it appears to have bee...
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Funny story: Republican Party to ban common sense and Ron Paul from debates

Republican Party to ban common sense and Ron Paul from debates

WASHINGTON, D.C. - To stem the tide of support for the one Presidential candidate who makes sense, Congressman Ron Paul, several state Republican Party rulers are trying to ban common sense from the debates. By writing a rule against common sense, R...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton confesses to rigging polls for Congressman Ron Paul

Paris Hilton confesses to rigging polls for Congressman Ron Paul

Los Angeles -- Stunning observers in the court room, Paris Hilton said that she is the one responsible for rigging several online polls in favor of Presidential candidate, Congressman Ron Paul.
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Funny story: Ron Paul recalled to active duty

Ron Paul recalled to active duty

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With the surge of support for Congressman Ron Paul's Presidential campaign, Karl Rove has once again engineered a victory for the Republican Party establishment. In a bold move that has surprised many political analysts and p...
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Funny story: Department of Veterans Affairs Secretary James Nicholson praises Donald Rumsfeld

Department of Veterans Affairs Secretary James Nicholson praises Donald Rumsfeld

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Secretary of the Department of Veterans Affairs James Nicholson recently held a joint press conference with Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. The two expressed great satisfaction with the ongoing war and the policy to resume m...
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Funny story: President George W. Bush to militarize the border; ex-Stasi chief praises Bush

President George W. Bush to militarize the border; ex-Stasi chief praises Bush

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President George W. Bush announced plans to deploy National Guard soldiers to the U.S.-Mexican border. The plan to occupy the border with National Guard troops has the country divided, but the President has at least one...
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Funny story: President George W. Bush says Ex-VA Secretary Anthony Principi is 'proof' the economy is sou

President George W. Bush says Ex-VA Secretary Anthony Principi is 'proof' the economy is sou

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As many Americans are having to pay more than three dollars per gallon at the gas pump, and many more have been priced out of the housing market, President George W. Bush took time to defend his economic policies. The President di...
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Funny story: President Bush starts White House on fire while burning the Constitution

President Bush starts White House on fire while burning the Constitution

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Early this morning, President Bush, Karl Rove and other aides took turns holding lit matches to the Constitution. After the Constitution burned up, the fire quickly spread and the White House is now burning to the ground. Administ...
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Funny story: Secret White House memos leaked: President George W. Bush to trade hostages for arms with Iran, and

Secret White House memos leaked: President George W. Bush to trade hostages for arms with Iran, and

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Confidential memos leaked to The Spoof reveal that the White House Crisis Management Team has devised a plan to resolve the Iranian arms dispute. The plan - coded as "Super Ultra Top-Secret" - details a way to "undo...
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Funny story: President Bush to take over IROC

President Bush to take over IROC

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the weekend, administration security officials briefed President Bush about Iranian involvement in what the President thought was Iraq. As a result of the briefings, the President ordered the U.S. Ambassador to Iraq, Zalmay...
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Funny story: Bush administration official Zalmay Khalilzad accuses Bush administration of 'meddling'

Bush administration official Zalmay Khalilzad accuses Bush administration of 'meddling'

BAGHDAD -- In what may be one of the harshest complaints against the war and President George W. Bush, the top U.S. diplomat in Iraq released a statement on Monday, in which he accused Bush of "fomenting" chaos in Iraq.
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Funny story: Austria arrests Condoleeza Rice for 'Bush crimes denial'

Austria arrests Condoleeza Rice for 'Bush crimes denial'

VIENNA, Austria - Touring Europe and visiting with several heads-of-state to shore up support for a nuclear strike on Iran, Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice made a stop in Vienna, Austria. Greeting Secretary Rice as she exited the plane was Austria...
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Funny story: President Bush taps Harold Hurtt to replace Michael Chertoff

President Bush taps Harold Hurtt to replace Michael Chertoff

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After hearing Houston Police Chief Harold Hurtt's remarks in one of the Police Chief's recent press conferences, President George W. Bush gave praise to Chief Hurtt.
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Funny story: Bush Awards Presidential Medal of Freedom to James Frey

Bush Awards Presidential Medal of Freedom to James Frey

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President George W. Bush recently concluded a ceremony awarding the Presidential Medal of Freedom to James Frey.
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