(AP) News item out of Chicago: Three high school students from Chicago's Northwest Side are shot near Schurz High about 7:52 a.m. on January 31, 2006. Police spokesman Fred Fletfoote reported that the shooting took place outside a convenience store a...
(With apologies to Mr. Letterman, the following are the top ten reasons why the USC Trojans lost the National Championship Game to the University of Texas Longhorns ):...
The Automobile Manufacturing Merchants of Southern California (AMMO-SoCal) have decided on a new advertising campaign due to the recent upswing in area freeway shootings. AMMO-SoCal members have agreed to emphasize several new features incorporated...
Texans are up in arms over the approach of Hurricane Rita, believing that the nasty bitch has followed the New Orleans Evacuees to their state. President Bush released the following statement to the press.
Unemployed actor, Jabba the Hut, has been hired by Jerry Lewis' MDA Charities, Inc. to host the annual Labor Day Telethon. Since the completion of the Star Wars double trilogy, Jabba has been looking for a starring vehicle, but had been rebuffed at e...
After both the Super Dome in New Orleans and the Astrodome in Houston stepped up and offered shelter to the victims of Hurricane Katrina, the National Football League decided to offer its own form of aid.
After hearing of all the damage caused by Eric Cane and Trina, two presumably diabolical terrorist suspects who have caused extensive damage all along the Gulf Coast, President Bush called on the CIA, the FBI, and the Home Land Security Departments t...
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