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Chicago High School Shootings Prompt New R.O.T.C. Program

Funny story: Chicago High School Shootings Prompt New R.O.T.C. Program

(AP) News item out of Chicago: Three high school students from Chicago's Northwest Side are shot near Schurz High about 7:52 a.m. on January 31, 2006. Police spokesman Fred Fletfoote reported that the shooting took place outside a convenience store a...

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Top Ten Reasons USC Lost To Texas

Funny story: Top Ten Reasons USC Lost To Texas

(With apologies to Mr. Letterman, the following are the top ten reasons why the USC Trojans lost the National Championship Game to the University of Texas Longhorns ):...

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Recent Freeway Shootings Prompt New Ad Campaign by So Cal Auto Dealers

Funny story: Recent Freeway Shootings Prompt New Ad Campaign by So Cal Auto Dealers

The Automobile Manufacturing Merchants of Southern California (AMMO-SoCal) have decided on a new advertising campaign due to the recent upswing in area freeway shootings. AMMO-SoCal members have agreed to emphasize several new features incorporated...

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Texans Blame Rita's Approach on New Orleans Evacuees, Tell Them to Leave!

Funny story: Texans Blame Rita's Approach on New Orleans Evacuees, Tell Them to Leave!

Texans are up in arms over the approach of Hurricane Rita, believing that the nasty bitch has followed the New Orleans Evacuees to their state. President Bush released the following statement to the press.

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Jabba the Hut Hired to Host MDA Telethon

Funny story: Jabba the Hut Hired to Host MDA Telethon

Unemployed actor, Jabba the Hut, has been hired by Jerry Lewis' MDA Charities, Inc. to host the annual Labor Day Telethon. Since the completion of the Star Wars double trilogy, Jabba has been looking for a starring vehicle, but had been rebuffed at e...

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NFL Steps Up To Aid Hurricane Victims

Funny story: NFL Steps Up To Aid Hurricane Victims

After both the Super Dome in New Orleans and the Astrodome in Houston stepped up and offered shelter to the victims of Hurricane Katrina, the National Football League decided to offer its own form of aid.

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Bush Demands Terrorist Suspects Eric Cane and Trina Be Apprehended Immediately

Funny story: Bush Demands Terrorist Suspects Eric Cane and Trina Be Apprehended Immediately

After hearing of all the damage caused by Eric Cane and Trina, two presumably diabolical terrorist suspects who have caused extensive damage all along the Gulf Coast, President Bush called on the CIA, the FBI, and the Home Land Security Departments t...

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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