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Movie Inspired by DWTS beats Potter at Box Office

Funny story: Movie Inspired by DWTS beats Potter at Box Office

LOS ANGELES - Following Tuesday's unexpected defeat of popular entertainer Brandy and pro-dancer Maksim "Mac" Chmerkovskiyeeiyiieovichskiyi, 20th Century Fox has greenlit, produced, and released a movie loosely based on the events of the controversia...

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Dragon Slain in England!

Funny story: Dragon Slain in England!

LONDON - Yesterday afternoon was indeed an historic day for the residents of Bramptonshire, a remote village in southern Kent, which until very recently was burdened by the heavy shadow of a malicious and bloodthirsty leviathan of yore. For centurie...

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France Invades Germany!

Funny story: France Invades Germany!

It was indeed an historic moment outside of Versailles last week as France prepared a military force-the first one ever fully assembled during peacetime-for a violent march on southern Germany. "Ve are tired of ze mockery!" shouted General Pierre Le...

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Batteries Generate Internal Resistance!

Funny story: Batteries Generate Internal Resistance!

Government officials released a vital statement today suggesting that batteries should probably not be eaten.

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Ragnarok to Start Next Tuesday

Funny story: Ragnarok to Start Next Tuesday

ASGARD--After a millennium or so of waiting, the Norse Gods have finally announced plans to begin Ragnarok, the divine war that will temporarily end all life on earth.

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New York Fires Statue of Liberty

While recent reports speak of the recovering economy, declining unemployment trends have coalesced in one of the most historic layoffs of our time--and now, New York's own Statue of Liberty is out of a job.

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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