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Small bird indicted in Plame leak investigation

Funny story: Small bird indicted in Plame leak investigation

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Immediately following the New York Times mega-piece on formerly imprisoned Times reporter Judith Miller, a small unnamed North American fowl was indicted by federal authorities for its role in the Valerie Plame CIA leak case.

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Iraq officially runs out of people

Funny story: Iraq officially runs out of people

BAGHDAD, Iraq - A landmark moment was reached in President George W. Bush's self-proclaimed war on terror today as the last of Iraq's citizens were killed in a suicide blast outside of the capital city.

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Sheehan Arrest reveals 'real killers,' Halloway murderer and missing Iraq funds

Funny story: Sheehan Arrest reveals 'real killers,' Halloway murderer and missing Iraq funds

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After being arrested for civil disobedience for refusing to move from a sidewalk on Pennsylvania Avenue, anti-war protester Cindy Sheehan was sent to Guantanamo Bay.

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Super slim iPod nano powered by ‘magic'

Funny story: Super slim iPod nano powered by ‘magic'

CUPERTINO, California - When Apple Computer CEO Steve Jobs revealed his company's latest iPod to the world a few weeks ago, experts were immediately floored by the device's extremely small size.

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Halliburton promises ‘third time's the charm' with Galveston

Funny story: Halliburton promises ‘third time's the charm' with Galveston

GALVESTON, Texas - Halliburton Corp., the huge conglomerate that has been responsible for reconstruction projects in both Iraq and New Orleans, has issued a statement promising a better response when it is awarded a no-bid contract for the repair...

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GOP reveals new ‘Southern Strategy"

Blacks, poor to shoulder most of the blame...

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Wild brush, fences flee Texas in anticipation of President Bush's vacation

Funny story: Wild brush, fences flee Texas in anticipation of President Bush's vacation

CRAWFORD, Texas - The sight that played out earlier this week was unprecedented as hundreds of thousands of tumbleweeds, loose patches of brush and a handful of broken fences fled the state of Texas in anticipation of the beginning of President Bush'...

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President Bush takes vacation from reality

Funny story: President Bush takes vacation from reality

CRAWFORD, Texas - President Bush departed this week for his sprawling ranch as part of a month-long vacation away from the trials and tribulations of reality.

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White House BS storm grounds NASA shuttle fleet

Funny story: White House BS storm grounds NASA shuttle fleet

WASHINGTON, D.C. - As the massive Midwestern heat wave subsided this week, another equally deadly weather pattern has formed over the nation's capital and its effects were felt as far south as Cape Canaveral, where NASA was forced to ground the shutt...

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Source: Supreme Court nominee John Roberts could be Ken doll

Funny story: Source: Supreme Court nominee John Roberts could be Ken doll

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Rumors flew today around the Beltway as the national media's fascination with anonymous sources resulted in a new leak, this time regarding Supreme Court nominee Judge John Roberts.

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McClellan conducts press conference inside pillow fort

Funny story: McClellan conducts press conference inside pillow fort

WASHINGTON, D.C. - After an almost daily deluge of questions concerning Karl Rove's involvement in the leaking of the identity of an undercover CIA agent last week, White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan conducted his Tuesday morning press gaggl...

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