Showing:

Showing stories written by TomFoolery

Try another search?

What To Name Your Baby? You'll Have To Ask Obama!

Funny story: What To Name Your Baby? You'll Have To Ask Obama!

PrezBO Newswire (Washington, DC)-Before your next extended undercover operation that culminates in a joint effort to insert tab a into slot b, Mr. and Ms. America, you better think twice. No, not about whether either of you has protection, or maybe a...

Read full story View 'What To Name Your Baby? You'll Have To Ask Obama!'

Dems Cry Foul Weather, Claim Bush to Blame for Fay

Funny story: Dems Cry Foul Weather, Claim Bush to Blame for Fay

Washington-(Daily Blow)-America, beware! The Evil George Bush is at it again. He has teamed up with Mother Nature in an attempt to steal the nation's attention away from the upcoming 2008 presidential election-which he can't win-by whipping up a trop...

Read full story View 'Dems Cry Foul Weather, Claim Bush to Blame for Fay'

New U.S. Airline Industry Strategy Will Save BILLIONS!

Funny story: New U.S. Airline Industry Strategy Will Save BILLIONS!

Kittyhawk, NC (Plane Truth) - Something had to be done. Airlines have struggled for decades to stay in the air in the face of increased production costs, stiff competition in the dog-fight aviation business, and, don't we all kno...

Read full story View 'New U.S. Airline Industry Strategy Will Save BILLIONS!'

Shrinking Dollar Prompts US Engravers to Follow Suit

Funny story: Shrinking Dollar Prompts US Engravers to Follow Suit

WASHINGTON (Gelt Gazette) - U.S. Bureau of Engraving and Printing announced today a startling change in the evolution of the not-so-almighty dollar: it's gonna get downsized.

Read full story View 'Shrinking Dollar Prompts US Engravers to Follow Suit'

A Candidate To Die For

Funny story: A Candidate To Die For

Detroit (Euthanasia Daily)-Having weathered the life-and-death struggles of a controversial "end game" physician and survived a lengthy prison sentence for his questionable medical procedures, it seems only...

Read full story View 'A Candidate To Die For'

Hillary Clinton's Controversial Strategy To Seduce 'Smaller Than Life' Voters

Funny story: Hillary Clinton's Controversial Strategy To Seduce 'Smaller Than Life' Voters

Wombtown, AL - (Zygote Insider) Having exhausted every living hairbrained scheme, scam and shenanigan to woo the uninformed, undecided and uncaring to vote for her in the 2008 primary elections, wannabe women presidential candidate H...

Read full story View 'Hillary Clinton's Controversial Strategy To Seduce 'Smaller Than Life' Voters'

Just Kidding? 'Hurricane Katrina' Exposed as Scam

Funny story: Just Kidding? 'Hurricane Katrina' Exposed as Scam

Hollywood (Selluloid Empire) - In what has come to be know as the greatest scam in the history of mankind, disgruntled anonymous film editors blew the whistle on local, state and federal officials and Tinseltown spintrepreneurs, expo...

Read full story View 'Just Kidding? 'Hurricane Katrina' Exposed as Scam'

In 2008 Campaigns, Candidates 'Capitol'ize TV Time

Funny story: In 2008 Campaigns, Candidates 'Capitol'ize TV Time

TVGuide (Poop Scoop) - There's something in the air. Or, rather, ON the air. As the 2008 presidential election season continues to heat up, new faces, old faces, two-faces, will invade your living room. Prime time will evolve int...

Read full story View 'In 2008 Campaigns, Candidates 'Capitol'ize TV Time'

TheSpoof Goes Undercover, Gets 'Down and Dirty' on Set of 'Kid Nation'

Funny story: TheSpoof Goes Undercover, Gets 'Down and Dirty' on Set of 'Kid Nation'

Bonanza City (The Daily Diaper) - Kids just wanna have fun! So, who in their moment of drug-induced, alcohol-soaked, anything-for-ratings mental meltdown would put a bunch of spoiled brats in the same scene and expect them to "p...

Read full story View 'TheSpoof Goes Undercover, Gets 'Down and Dirty' on Set of 'Kid Nation''

Hillary "Up in Arms" to Win Democrat Nomination

Funny story: Hillary "Up in Arms" to Win Democrat Nomination

Bald Knob, AR (Gay Blade)- Holding her own has always been one of former First Lady Hillary (Not Rodham Anymore) Clinton's foremost fortes. So much so that she's putting her rough and tough exterior to the ultimate test, in h...

Read full story View 'Hillary "Up in Arms" to Win Democrat Nomination'

Finally - It's not a Crime to be White!

Funny story: Finally - It's not a Crime to be White!

CAPITOL HILL (TheSpoof.com) EXCLUSIVE by Lily White - After centuries of verbal, literary and psychological abuse, Caucasian legislators, fearful of losing their historic color majority to people of "color," have won a vali...

Read full story View 'Finally - It's not a Crime to be White!'

Radical Rosie Comes Out Again

Funny story: Radical Rosie Comes Out Again

New York (Lez Miserables) -- Rosie O'Donnell, using her daughter as a poster child, is coming out of the closet…AGAIN! Only this time it's no real shocker. She's admitting what conservatives neo and not have been saying e...

Read full story View 'Radical Rosie Comes Out Again'

Paris Hilton Free to Find Future Fortune

Funny story: Paris Hilton Free to Find Future Fortune

Hollywood (TV Fried) - Fresh out of celebrity stir, neo-ex-con Paris Hilton has hit the street running (guess she learned something meditating in the slammer about sobriety behind the wheel of an automobile), with a new purpose in li...

Read full story View 'Paris Hilton Free to Find Future Fortune'

Baker Balks at Bureau's Ban

Funny story: Baker Balks at Bureau's Ban

BOSTON (Daily Bread) - Bostonian baker Betty Botter's beleaguered Beantown blues belie bleak blight brought about by blaspheming bureaucrats bent on blocking Botter's brilliant batter base.

Read full story View 'Baker Balks at Bureau's Ban'

Cruise or Travolta - Who Will Become New 'God' of Scientology

Lalaland (Toilet Times) - PayPerView Enterprizes has unveiled the most spectacular event ever to buzz the not-free airways. You too can pony up the bucks to see this monumental moneymaking miracle. In a no holds barred, knock-down, d...

Read full story View 'Cruise or Travolta - Who Will Become New 'God' of Scientology'

Capitol Consumer Commission's Crusade Causes Crisis

Funny story: Capitol Consumer Commission's Crusade Causes Crisis

WASHINGTON (Daily Rhyme)- Today the Consumer Product Safety Commission launched an avalanche of recalls that's tying tongues as well as hands across the nation. Flailing the fickle federal finger of fate, the faultfinding fellows...

Read full story View 'Capitol Consumer Commission's Crusade Causes Crisis'

Hillary Walking Back to the White House

Funny story: Hillary Walking Back to the White House

CAPITOL HILL (Washington Post-Mortem)- Always a step ahead of her fellow libocrat presidential wannabes, erstwhile New York junior senator and ex-first lady Hillary (not Rodham anymore) Clinton has decided on a 2008 presidential camp...

Read full story View 'Hillary Walking Back to the White House'

George W. Bush to be New Head of IMF

Funny story: George W. Bush to be New Head of IMF

Capitol Hill (Flaming Press)-- Lemming Liberal Democrats (i.e. Libocrats) in both the House and the Senate have unanimously agreed that 'lame duck' President George W. Bush is way too valuable to be let go simply because of c...

Read full story View 'George W. Bush to be New Head of IMF'

Breaking news…

The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
28 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more