Scientists at the Roslin Instiute in Edinburgh have unleashed their latest cloning experiment, The Dogcat.
A new survey shows that a staggering 67% of surveys carried out are done purely for newspaper articles and headlines and not research.
International relations took an unusual turn last night when members of a secret Scottish order invited French striker Zinedine Zidane to be crowned King of Scotland.
In a confounding move, British National Party leader, Nick Griffin, has announced his party's intention to continue their anti-European stance by standing in the upcoming European Elections.
The Government has gone ahead with its controversial plans to downgrade classification of the drug Cannabis from a Class B to Class C substance. This means that the drug will no longer be an arrestable offence, although still illegal to posses or sel...
Serial killer Harold Shipman has hung himself to death, securing the prestigious "First famous death of the year" award which is usually reserved for old and decrepit solo artists.
After an intense search to track down the missing Beagle Probe signals have now reached the control room indicating that the Probe has landed into the hands of a significantly mercenary Martian contingent.
Adhul, Iraq, in what was described by US Defence Secratary, Donald Rumsfeld as "The very definition of swift justice", Saddam Hussein has been processed, booked and released on three seperate charges of 'breach of the peace', 'e...
The latest UK music singles sales figures suggest that Death Metal band Cradle of Filth are on course for their first Christmas number 1.
Tony Blair yesterday announced plans to introduce an unlimited fining system by which traffic wardens can be penalised for a wide variety of behaviour. The fines, starting at £30 can be imposed by any member of the public whilst a warden is on duty i...
A young teenager from Greenock near Glasgow has surprised America and begun a campaign to run for Governor of Florida.
A Liverpool company has suffered from a significant theft, costing thousands in revenue. Randox Plc has reported that this recent theft is the worst of it's kind. In the recent spate,...
The latest sales figures for the UK album chart suggest R & B crooner R Kelly's new album: "Chocolate Factory" is actually selling better amidst allegations that R Kelly has slept with a minor.
Sources close to Tony Blair say that a new report published yesterday states that Weapons of Mass Destruction could well have been present in Iraq before the conflict, however were destroyed by Weapons of Mass Destruction destroyers.
Agriculture: Cannabis is to join the rest of the organic vegetable world today and go Metric.
Recent footage broadcast on the Arabic speaking Qatar based news channel, Al Jazeera shows that Bin Laden now has a powerful ally in the information war.
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