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Scientists invent Dogcat

Funny story: Scientists invent Dogcat

Scientists at the Roslin Instiute in Edinburgh have unleashed their latest cloning experiment, The Dogcat.

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67% of Surveys carried out for newspaper headlines

Funny story: 67% of Surveys carried out for newspaper headlines

A new survey shows that a staggering 67% of surveys carried out are done purely for newspaper articles and headlines and not research.

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Zidane crowned on Stone of Destiny

Funny story: Zidane crowned on Stone of Destiny

International relations took an unusual turn last night when members of a secret Scottish order invited French striker Zinedine Zidane to be crowned King of Scotland.

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BNP stand as Anti-Europe party in European elections

Funny story: BNP stand as Anti-Europe party in European elections

In a confounding move, British National Party leader, Nick Griffin, has announced his party's intention to continue their anti-European stance by standing in the upcoming European Elections.

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Cannabis Downgraded to Class C drug...Rape, Murder and Arson to follow.

Funny story: Cannabis Downgraded to Class C drug...Rape, Murder and Arson to follow.

The Government has gone ahead with its controversial plans to downgrade classification of the drug Cannabis from a Class B to Class C substance. This means that the drug will no longer be an arrestable offence, although still illegal to posses or sel...

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Harold Shipman wins much coveted "First famous death of the year" award

Funny story: Harold Shipman wins much coveted "First famous death of the year" award

Serial killer Harold Shipman has hung himself to death, securing the prestigious "First famous death of the year" award which is usually reserved for old and decrepit solo artists.

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Beagle Probe held hostage by Martians

After an intense search to track down the missing Beagle Probe signals have now reached the control room indicating that the Probe has landed into the hands of a significantly mercenary Martian contingent.

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Saddam released with caution

Funny story: Saddam released with caution

Adhul, Iraq, in what was described by US Defence Secratary, Donald Rumsfeld as "The very definition of swift justice", Saddam Hussein has been processed, booked and released on three seperate charges of 'breach of the peace', 'e...

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Cradle of Filth to be Christmas Number 1

Funny story: Cradle of Filth to be Christmas Number 1

The latest UK music singles sales figures suggest that Death Metal band Cradle of Filth are on course for their first Christmas number 1.

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Traffic Warden Fines introduced.

Funny story: Traffic Warden Fines introduced.

Tony Blair yesterday announced plans to introduce an unlimited fining system by which traffic wardens can be penalised for a wide variety of behaviour. The fines, starting at £30 can be imposed by any member of the public whilst a warden is on duty i...

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Ned runs for Governor

Funny story: Ned runs for Governor

A young teenager from Greenock near Glasgow has surprised America and begun a campaign to run for Governor of Florida.

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Theft cripples insurance company

A Liverpool company has suffered from a significant theft, costing thousands in revenue. Randox Plc has reported that this recent theft is the worst of it's kind. In the recent spate,...

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R Kelly on career high after child sex allegations

Funny story: R Kelly on career high after child sex allegations

The latest sales figures for the UK album chart suggest R & B crooner R Kelly's new album: "Chocolate Factory" is actually selling better amidst allegations that R Kelly has slept with a minor.

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Report says WMD's were MD'd by Iraqi W's

Funny story: Report says WMD's were MD'd by Iraqi W's

Sources close to Tony Blair say that a new report published yesterday states that Weapons of Mass Destruction could well have been present in Iraq before the conflict, however were destroyed by Weapons of Mass Destruction destroyers.

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Cannabis goes Metric

Funny story: Cannabis goes Metric

Agriculture: Cannabis is to join the rest of the organic vegetable world today and go Metric.

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Al Qaeda invest in state of the art video editing suite.

Recent footage broadcast on the Arabic speaking Qatar based news channel, Al Jazeera shows that Bin Laden now has a powerful ally in the information war.

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Breaking news…

Trump Sorry For 'Horseface' Tweet

Trump apologizes to Stormy Daniels for calling her 'horseface' in a
tweet. Tweet was actually meant for Kelly Ann Conway.
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