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Bob Dylan drops out, turns on, tunes in to Starbucks

Funny story: Bob Dylan drops out, turns on, tunes in to Starbucks

Seattle, WA - Counter-culture icon Bob Dylan joined the ranks of other sixties-era sellouts today by agreeing to further the marketing agenda of mega-trendy four-dollar coffee retailer, Starbucks.

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Cruise apologizes for Today show behavior - blames Ritalin dose

Funny story: Cruise apologizes for Today show behavior - blames Ritalin dose

New York - Tom Cruise, who clashed with Today show host Matt Lauer on Friday when Lauer brought up Cruise's earlier criticism of Brook Shields for taking anti-depressants, issued an apology today for his belligerent behavior from Hollywood.

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Kozlowski takes up kick-boxing, gets ink in anticipation of prison sentence

Funny story: Kozlowski takes up kick-boxing, gets ink in anticipation of prison sentence

Brooklyn, NY - Convicted corporate felon Dennis Kozlowski has apparently begun preparations for his inevitable stay in the New York State prison system. Enlisting advice from famed executive prison induction counselor and convicted felon, Curtis Way...

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Imprisoned Saddam embracing American culture

Funny story: Imprisoned Saddam embracing American culture

Baghdad, Iraq - Held in a US military compound awaiting trail for crimes against the people of Iraq, Saddam Hussein has been slowly warming up to Hollywood's version of American culture under the tutelage of US National Guardsmen.

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Bolton nomination delayed again by dimwitted Democrats

Funny story: Bolton nomination delayed again by dimwitted Democrats

Washington, DC - Once again, the nomination of John Bolton has been delayed by Democratic leaders bent on exposing the current undersecretary of state for arms control as having conflicting agendas. Bolton, who Senator Joseph Biden (D-Delaware) desc...

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Rumsfeld victim of Identity Theft… For about a day

Funny story: Rumsfeld victim of Identity Theft… For about a day

Washington, DC - Secret Service spokesperson Vanessa Star confirmed today that US Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld was a brief victim of identity theft last week. The confessed thief, Larry Greenwald of Roanoke, Virginia, voluntarily turned hims...

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Dan Brown's next novel to focus on "gay" founding fathers

Philadelphia, PA -- Dan Brown, the controversial novelist that brought the world such blockbusters as The Da Vinci Code and Angels and Demons, announced today that his latest novel will expose the "blatant homosexuality" practiced by th...

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Tyco probe deepens: Prosecutors focus on early ties to Railroad Tycoon

Woodbury Heights, NJ -- 95 year old John Taylor, former chairman of the 1950's-era model train producer Tyco, was arrested today at the Woodbury Heights Serenity Gardens Nursing Home in connection with the Tyco International fraud investigatio...

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