The American mafia is in turmoil following the recent announcement that Jimmy ‘The Salami' de Marco is to replace Frankie ‘Four Fingers' Spaghetti as Don of San Francisco. The first Mafiosi to ‘come out', de Marco, nicknamed ‘The Dodgy Don', has been...
Relations were tense between an organ grinder and his monkey last night after a member of the public broke with all convention and asked to speak to the monkey. 'I couldn't believe my ears,' said organ grinder Pete Winfield. 'The guy...
Record-breaking numbers of people gathered in London today to protest about the disruption and expense caused by protests in the capital. Whistle-blowing Peter Fellingham, of Battersea, had joined the crowed to make his voice heard. "We've all had e...
Jesus was on the receiving end of God's wrath yesterday when, during a late night wine tasting session with St Peter, He revealed that He considered himself to be ‘bigger than the Beatles'. St Peter, well know for his indiscretion (particularly regar...
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