A dangerous new cleaver-juggling craze in America threatens to cut a deep gash in the population as President Obama, clearly bedraggled from recent Congress pressure, declared his support for the extreme sport.
The craze was started by Lincoln Abr...
How long has Gronk had a weak back? Oh, about a week back.
After a career going arm-in-arm with fellow tight end Aaron Hernandez, Gronk appears to be going back-to-back with doctors.
Now we have heard the rumor that the ill-fated superstar of t...
Champaign, Illinois: America's corn-feed children not so content with what's on the menu. Local boy, Timothy Withers, son of Shirley and Michael Withers, weighs a very robust sum of 123 pounds. The boy stands at 3 feet tall, and has an appetite of a...
HOLLYWOOD - Chris Pine, who portrays Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek Into Darkness, said that he had so much fun making the motion picture that he almost felt guilty taking the fantastic amount of money he was paid.
Speaking with Pomona Vox of...
HOLLYWOOD - It is no secret that there is no love lost between American Idol female judges Mariah "The Diva" Carey and Nicki "The Circus Clown" Minaj.
But Carey is fuming at the charges by some American Idol viewers who have tweeted that she was l...
DULUTH, Minnesota - The commissioner of Minor League Baseball, Montague Bottlebiffer has just issued a three-game suspension for the entire Duluth Doodlebugs baseball team.
Commissioner Bottlebiffer stated that it was brought to his attention that...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kanye West and his baby mama Kim Kardashian recently had a nice dinner at The Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant in West Hollywood.
As the two feasted on a broccoli and duck gizzard croissant appetizer Kanye was overheard...
NEW YORK CITY - Tim Tebow traveled back to New York City to appear on Larry King and Regis Philbin's The Viagra View.
The football quarterback was asked by Philbin how it felt being out on the job market.
Tim smiled and said that he is not qui...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - According to iRumors, Miley Cyrus is one of the biggest drug memorabilia collectors on the entire Left Coast.
A close friend of Miley's said that she has a roach clip collection that rivals even the extensive collection of 80-yea...
MIAMI - LeBron James was asked about the recent gay rumors that have just surfaced regarding him.
He explained to Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine that he and his fiancée were both shocked beyond belief when the rumor first surfaced...
VENICE BEACH - Cheryl Cole plans to meet with Simon Cowell about possibly filling Britney Spears judges seat on X-Factor.
The British singer had lunch with lookalike friend Selena Gomez at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner in Venice Beach.
To save face, NASA is reporting that the Kepler telescope is broken. Hogwash!
The truth is quite different. And somewhat sad, at least for the space agency. You see, the telescope has declared himself emancipated from his NASA "parents" and has...
Washington AC/DC - This weekend's twist in a timeless Spy Who Shagged Me script sees Barry O's ass in a sling alright.
Furious CIA spin is pinning the blame on a clownish Moscow desk junior secretary, caught cack-handed in a KGB swoop attempting t...
Harvey L. Farquar of Glenn Hills, Minnesota uncovered what may have been one of the more diabolical retailing plots known to mankind.
Farquar realized that on every shopping occasion at Walmart, that he experienced some nasal discomfort, and he h...
A high profile collector of Hollywood memorabilia has reportedly paid $4M for the removed breasts of actress Angelina Jolie who earlier this week revealed that she had a double mastectomy after finding out she carries a defective gene that puts her a...
Nigel Farrago was having a rethink over his Gay Marriage policy after receiving a Glasgow Kiss in Scotland.
Blinded with emotion he declared: 'My welcome here has moved me considerably and in honour of my Scottish pals I've decided to break with t...
As president Obama was holding a press conference with Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan, a light drizzled of rain started. Obama was seen looking skyward, and then to the ground. He admitted later on that he had summoned to the heavens to...
The humble mallard has become the latest weapon in the war on terror with squadrons of specially trained ducks set to be unleashed across the Middle East.
"Ducks make the ideal precision bomb delivery system," said Sergeant Desk, of DARPA, the res...