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Funny story: Political Correctness - can it really be applied to Ginger people?

Political Correctness - can it really be applied to Ginger people?

Midgets. Dwarves. Shortarses. Umpa-Lumpas. These types of terms are not politically correct. Munchkins - there, another one. Vertically challenged people recently won a ruling to have themselves referred to as 'little people' and its wrong to...
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Funny story: Bush's 'Moonbase' to go ahead, Martians next in War on Terror

Bush's 'Moonbase' to go ahead, Martians next in War on Terror

President Bush has announced plans for future space exploration. The President, regarded as the most powerful man on the planet, has highlighted plans to build a base on the moon "before the Ruskies do" so he can launch manned missions to M...
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Funny story: Mr T to become a saint

Mr T to become a saint

A-Team supreme badass B A Barraccus, AKA Mr T, is to be made a saint by the Vatican in a special ceremony tomorrow.
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Funny story: Alice Cooper 'accidentally stapled to floor'

Alice Cooper 'accidentally stapled to floor'

Unfortunate rock-god Alice Cooper told of his Hell as his hands were stapled to the floor of his Los Angeles home. Cooper said, "I was having some fun with a staple gun, and look what happened."...
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Funny story: Doctor Who unveils new TARDIS

Doctor Who unveils new TARDIS

Doctor Who, famous Time Lord and owner of 300 Millets scarves, revealed his newest form of transport today, using a shiny brand-spanking-new TARDIS device.
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Funny story: Michael Jackson escapes from police

Michael Jackson escapes from police

Dangerous kiddie-snaffler Michael Jackson has escaped from custody today, and made off with an Ice Cream van which he plans to use to lure children into his clutches.
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Funny story: Celebrities "Largely forgotten"

Celebrities "Largely forgotten"

Britney Spears was spotted today working as a waitress in a greasy spoon on the A5 outside Dunstable, adding to fears that the nubile pop minx may never grace MTV again.
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Funny story: 96% of Americans can't speak American

96% of Americans can't speak American

In non-too shocking news this morning, it was discovered that the majority of Americans can't speak American; let alone English, the language upon which it is based.
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Funny story: Timberlake Loves to Stroke his One-Eyed Trousersnake

Timberlake Loves to Stroke his One-Eyed Trousersnake

Justin 'Cuddly-Buns' Timberlake has revealed his hidden secret: he has a three-foot trousersnake. Pop star and all-round bad-boy type Justin admitted to teen magazine 'Just Hit Puberty' that he is the proud owner of a 36 Inch beast, w...
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Funny story: Bob Carolgees: "I want to be Tory leader"

Bob Carolgees: "I want to be Tory leader"

Star of Blackpool Pier and succesful Northern comic Bob Carolgees has put forward his bid for Tory leadership. Spit the Dog would be involved as well, though in what way we're not quite sure.
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Funny story: IDS Ruse Rumbled

IDS Ruse Rumbled

A cunning ruse by Iain Duncan Smith was thwarted by the Conservative party today. The plan was uncovered when a Mrs Ivy Duncan Smyth was found to be running for Tory party leadership.
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Funny story: Nuclear Incident Blamed on Gamer

Nuclear Incident Blamed on Gamer

Shock and awe in the White House today as one of America's nuclear warheads went on its merry way to China. A gamer playing Command & Conquer: Generals online launched a nuclear weapon on the game, which unfortunately triggered a real nuclear str...
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Funny story: Cure for Death found

Cure for Death found

Scientists sensationally found a cure for the most common cause of fatality - death. More than 20 boffins in the USA found that death kills 99% of all people in the world, and searched hard for a cure.
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Funny story: World Beard Championships Reach Head

World Beard Championships Reach Head

The World Beard and Moustache Championships have come to a head in Carson City, Nevada; with the first prize being won by Karl-Heinz Hille, stereotypically-named German from Berlin.
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Funny story: Welsh admit, "Our language is a scam"

Welsh admit, "Our language is a scam"

Today the Welsh Assembly confirmed long held suspicions - that the Welsh language is only there to piss the English off.
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Funny story: French war with Belgium will not go ahead, Belgian army not real.

French war with Belgium will not go ahead, Belgian army not real.

France today backed down on its threat to go to war with Belgium after the Belgian government admitted, "Our army is fake!"...
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Funny story: Belgium Sucks

Belgium Sucks

According to a new poll, Belgium is the world's most boring country. Belgian ministers are said to be shocked by the revelation and they have attempted to defend their country.
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