Showing:

Showing stories written by Creepy McSordid

Try another search?

God Testifies at Van Gogh Trial

Funny story: God Testifies at Van Gogh Trial

Last November 2nd the grandnephew of artist Vincent Van Gogh was murdered by a 27 year-old Islamic militant named Muhammad Bouyeri. It seems Bouyeri took exception to Theo Van Gogh's views as expressed in film and brutally murdered Theo first by shoo...

Read full story View 'God Testifies at Van Gogh Trial'

Windows to be Sold Without Media Player

Funny story: Windows to be Sold Without Media Player

BRUSSELS (Reuters) - Microsoft will release a version of its Windows operating system without the Media Player application on June 15 to comply with European Union anti-monopoly rules, the company said on Wednesday. A spokesperson for Microsoft repo...

Read full story View 'Windows to be Sold Without Media Player'

Iraqi Tribunal Quizzes Saddam on Massacres

Funny story: Iraqi Tribunal Quizzes Saddam on Massacres

BAGHDAD -- An Iraqi judge has formally submitted questions to Saddam Hussein and prosecutors seem to be concentrating on several cases concerning his alleged crimes. Many of these received international attention during Saddam's three decades in...

Read full story View 'Iraqi Tribunal Quizzes Saddam on Massacres'

Toyota aims to sell ‘helper' robots by 2010

Funny story: Toyota aims to sell ‘helper' robots by 2010

TOKYO -- Toyota Motor Corp plans to start selling robots that can help look after elderly people or serve tea to guests by 2010, the Asahi daily reported on Tuesday. Dr. Tadamitsu Masaki of the Toyota Institute for Really Fun Projects (TIRFP) said t...

Read full story View 'Toyota aims to sell ‘helper' robots by 2010'

Little Girl Kills in Brooklyn, Understanding Violence

BROOKLYN, New York -- An angry tug-of-war over a rubber ball ended in tragedy yesterday when a 9-year-old Brooklyn girl fatally stabbed her 11-year-old friend.

Read full story View 'Little Girl Kills in Brooklyn, Understanding Violence'

US to Registered Sex Offenders: Hello ….You're Online!

Funny story: US to Registered Sex Offenders: Hello ….You're Online!

WASHINGTON -- The Justice Department will launch a national sex offender registry Web site which allows people to check state databases with a single search, U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said on Friday.

Read full story View 'US to Registered Sex Offenders: Hello ….You're Online!'

Apple's Jobs says company will talk to Podpeople

Funny story: Apple's Jobs says company will talk to Podpeople

SAN FRANCISCO - Apple Computer Inc. will support and organize podcasts in the next version of its iTunes and iPod software, in order to communicate with the Podpeople of planet Xanyre 7 said chief executive Steve Jobs in an interview yesterday.

Read full story View 'Apple's Jobs says company will talk to Podpeople'

Female spiders: Dine and Dash?

Funny story: Female spiders: Dine and Dash?

VORACIOUS female spiders just cannot help trying to eat suitors before sex. Why? It's their aggressive personalities. Females of several spider and mantis species dine on their partners, but only after acquiring the sperm necessary to fertilize t...

Read full story View 'Female spiders: Dine and Dash?'

Seoul Searching for Cloning Progress

SEOUL -- The lead scientist of a team of South Korean researchers who have cloned human embryos are planning for a day when using cloning technology will cure serious disease and injury.

Read full story View 'Seoul Searching for Cloning Progress'

Geriatrics Conquer Europe: Economic impact of aging

Funny story: Geriatrics Conquer Europe: Economic impact of aging

By 2025, one in five Europeans will be more than 65 years old, with the majority of males wearing loud pants and elderly women housing an obscene number of cats. Across the continent, the number of working-age citizens will stagnate (or shrink) while...

Read full story View 'Geriatrics Conquer Europe: Economic impact of aging'

Vive la France!

PARIS -- France's population is growing much faster than expected and could reach 75 million by mid-century, in an ongoing attempt to irritate all Americans.

Read full story View 'Vive la France!'

A pianist keeps own counsel, and hopefully a staff of attorneys

Funny story: A pianist keeps own counsel, and hopefully a staff of attorneys

LONDON -- The painfully silent gentleman played a range of music from Tchaikovsky's "Swan Lake" to Lennon and McCartney. Beyond that, not too much is known about this quiet man who may be in his 20s or 30s, who may be English or not -...

Read full story View 'A pianist keeps own counsel, and hopefully a staff of attorneys'

Grenade near ‘Superman' Bush could have exploded

Funny story: Grenade near ‘Superman' Bush could have exploded

TBILISI, Georgia - An agent for the U.S. FBI said a grenade found near the podium where U.S. President George W. Bush gave a speech last week was live but apparently failed to explode due to a malfunction.

Read full story View 'Grenade near ‘Superman' Bush could have exploded'

Breaking news…

Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
38 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more