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Funny story: God Testifies at Van Gogh Trial

God Testifies at Van Gogh Trial

Last November 2nd the grandnephew of artist Vincent Van Gogh was murdered by a 27 year-old Islamic militant named Muhammad Bouyeri. It seems Bouyeri took exception to Theo Van Gogh's views as expressed in film and brutally murdered Theo first by shoo...
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Funny story: Windows to be Sold Without Media Player

Windows to be Sold Without Media Player

BRUSSELS (Reuters) - Microsoft will release a version of its Windows operating system without the Media Player application on June 15 to comply with European Union anti-monopoly rules, the company said on Wednesday. A spokesperson for Microsoft repo...
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Funny story: Iraqi Tribunal Quizzes Saddam on Massacres

Iraqi Tribunal Quizzes Saddam on Massacres

BAGHDAD -- An Iraqi judge has formally submitted questions to Saddam Hussein and prosecutors seem to be concentrating on several cases concerning his alleged crimes. Many of these received international attention during Saddam's three decades in...
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Funny story: Toyota aims to sell ‘helper' robots by 2010

Toyota aims to sell ‘helper' robots by 2010

TOKYO -- Toyota Motor Corp plans to start selling robots that can help look after elderly people or serve tea to guests by 2010, the Asahi daily reported on Tuesday. Dr. Tadamitsu Masaki of the Toyota Institute for Really Fun Projects (TIRFP) said t...
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Funny story: Little Girl Kills in Brooklyn, Understanding Violence

Little Girl Kills in Brooklyn, Understanding Violence

BROOKLYN, New York -- An angry tug-of-war over a rubber ball ended in tragedy yesterday when a 9-year-old Brooklyn girl fatally stabbed her 11-year-old friend.
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Funny story: US to Registered Sex Offenders: Hello ….You're Online!

US to Registered Sex Offenders: Hello ….You're Online!

WASHINGTON -- The Justice Department will launch a national sex offender registry Web site which allows people to check state databases with a single search, U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said on Friday.
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Funny story: Apple's Jobs says company will talk to Podpeople

Apple's Jobs says company will talk to Podpeople

SAN FRANCISCO - Apple Computer Inc. will support and organize podcasts in the next version of its iTunes and iPod software, in order to communicate with the Podpeople of planet Xanyre 7 said chief executive Steve Jobs in an interview yesterday.
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Funny story: Female spiders: Dine and Dash?

Female spiders: Dine and Dash?

VORACIOUS female spiders just cannot help trying to eat suitors before sex. Why? It's their aggressive personalities. Females of several spider and mantis species dine on their partners, but only after acquiring the sperm necessary to fertilize t...
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Funny story: Seoul Searching for Cloning Progress

Seoul Searching for Cloning Progress

SEOUL -- The lead scientist of a team of South Korean researchers who have cloned human embryos are planning for a day when using cloning technology will cure serious disease and injury.
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Funny story: Geriatrics Conquer Europe: Economic impact of aging

Geriatrics Conquer Europe: Economic impact of aging

By 2025, one in five Europeans will be more than 65 years old, with the majority of males wearing loud pants and elderly women housing an obscene number of cats. Across the continent, the number of working-age citizens will stagnate (or shrink) while...
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Funny story: Vive la France!

Vive la France!

PARIS -- France's population is growing much faster than expected and could reach 75 million by mid-century, in an ongoing attempt to irritate all Americans.
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Funny story: A pianist keeps own counsel, and hopefully a staff of attorneys

A pianist keeps own counsel, and hopefully a staff of attorneys

LONDON -- The painfully silent gentleman played a range of music from Tchaikovsky's "Swan Lake" to Lennon and McCartney. Beyond that, not too much is known about this quiet man who may be in his 20s or 30s, who may be English or not -...
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Funny story: Grenade near ‘Superman' Bush could have exploded

Grenade near ‘Superman' Bush could have exploded

TBILISI, Georgia - An agent for the U.S. FBI said a grenade found near the podium where U.S. President George W. Bush gave a speech last week was live but apparently failed to explode due to a malfunction.
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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