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Funny story: No Reverse Gear for Blair

No Reverse Gear for Blair

In a key speech to the Labour Party Conference yesterday, Tony Blair admitted further defects in his Operation Functions. He admitted that he had not been fitted with a reverse gear.
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Funny story: US Launches Attack on Iceland

US Launches Attack on Iceland

In a shocking speech early this morning, President of America George Bush announced that the American army would be launching an attack on Iceland. The world looks on as America once again makes an attack on an opponent that is not fully equipped to...
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Funny story: Ronald McDonald Is Loving It!

Ronald McDonald Is Loving It!

The fast food chain McDonalds was shocked yesterday as it's most famous icon, Ronald McDonald, was charged with downloading offensive images from the internet. His laptop, pictured above, was confiscated pending a police investigation. The clow...
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Funny story: Mr T Nominated for Nobel Prize

Mr T Nominated for Nobel Prize

Mr T was smiling above his hundreds of gold chains yesterday, as he heard he was to be an official nominee for the Nobel Prize. The star, famously known for his role as BA Barracuss in The A-Team, commented: "Hey fool. I'm very happy to be...
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Funny story: Police Launch New Drugs Policy

Police Launch New Drugs Policy

The Metropolitan Police announced yesterday that they were set to launch a radical new drugs policy aimed at driving out dealers and reducing organised crime. The as yet untitled policy has been given the working name 'Operation Needle City'...
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Funny story: Blair Admits Lying To Britain

Blair Admits Lying To Britain

In a bizarre turn of events, Prime Minister Tony Blair admitted lying to the people of Great Britain. In an unusually open and frank interview with Sir David Frost which is due to be aired this Sunday, Tony Blair explained the level of his deception...
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Funny story: Stipe Believes He's Jackson

Stipe Believes He's Jackson

It emerged yesterday that singer with band REM, Michael Stipe, has been admitted to a mental institution. Friends and family refused to comment on the matter, but a band spokesperson confirmed that Michael's mental capabilities had been deterior...
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"Goop" Introduces Coal Egg

"Once you muster enough pelvic muscle strength to compress this baby into a diamond, you will have a beautiful gemstone to present to the man of your dreams," declared spokesmodel Gwyneth Paltrow.
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