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Food Allergens A Hoax

Funny story: Food Allergens A Hoax

A shocking report released yesterday by controversial nutritionalist, Professor Sol T. MacAdamias, claims that food allergens are a hoax, like Piltdown Man and Hitler's Diaries.

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Fair Deal for Gambling Grannies

Funny story: Fair Deal for Gambling Grannies

Old aged pensioners in residential homes have raised the ongoing issues regarding crooked gambling activities. What had started off as innocent games of Snap, Old Maid and Happy Families has now become a source of illegal income within the private ca...

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Traffic Cop ‘Gatso-way' With It.

Funny story: Traffic Cop ‘Gatso-way' With It.

A traffic cop, who was caught at speeds of between 158 and 160 miles per hour by the newly installed Gatso cameras on the M4, has been cleared of reckless driving today by Judge Ayrton Schumacher at The Old Bailey and can resume his duties of making...

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Silent Drifter a Musical Prodigy

Funny story: Silent Drifter a Musical Prodigy

A vagrant at The Geoffrey Rush Shine Centre for the Incurable Displaced has astounded his care workers by revealing himself as a musical prodigy. The voiceless hobo, who wishes to remain anonymous, was found wandering dazed, confused and soaked to th...

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Can You Tell What It Is Yet?

Funny story: Can You Tell What It Is Yet?

Australian all-round entertainer, Lord Rolf Harris OBE, MBE, has been commissioned to paint a portrait of her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II to commemorate her 80th birthday next April.

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Blackpool Donkeys Subject to EU Working Directive

Funny story: Blackpool Donkeys Subject to EU Working Directive

Legislators in Brussels, which is culturally nowhere near Blackpool, have stated that the New Working Directive also applies to donkeys, as well as to dancing bears and organ grinders' monkeys.

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New Species of Rodent Discovered

Funny story: New Species of Rodent Discovered

During a trip to a local market in Laos, Southeast Asia, zoologists on a fact-finding mission to look for new species of rodents previously not known to exist, stumbled across a previously not known to exist species of rodent for sale on a butcher's...

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"Easy! Easy!" says Majority Man Utd Shareholder

Funny story: "Easy! Easy!" says Majority Man Utd Shareholder

Paul Michael Glaser has stunned the world of British football by taking the first steps to become the sole owner of British Premier League Club, Manchester United, by purchasing loads of their shares from a couple of Irishmen.

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Blair Misses VE Day Celebrations

Funny story: Blair Misses VE Day Celebrations

Tony Blair was noticeably absent from the line up of world leaders during the VE Day celebrations in Moscow on Sunday.

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Yorkshire School Adopts Jamie's School Dinners

Funny story: Yorkshire School Adopts Jamie's School Dinners

Thripthwaite-en-le-Frith Grammar School (mixed) in Yorkshire is the first school to introduce the new Jamie Oliver menu following the success of his TV expose.

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Election Results Left in Back of London Cab.

Funny story: Election Results Left in Back of London Cab.

London, 4th May 2005. Former UK Independence Party Candidate Sir Gilroy-Kilt has ordered an enquiry following the discovery of the British General Election results on the back seat of a London cab.

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Woman Says First Words in 10 Years - Husband Gutted.

Funny story: Woman Says First Words in 10 Years - Husband Gutted.

Silence was broken in a Lancashire household yesterday when 67 year old Eileen Dover turned to her husband, Ben, now 71, and said, "I think you've suffered enough now."...

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Glaser hopeful of a Man Utd Purchase

Funny story: Glaser hopeful of a Man Utd Purchase

Paul Michael Glaser confirmed yesterday his intention to purchase UK Premier League football club Manchester United. Glaser, who made his fortune in the 1970's hit American police action series "Starsky and Hutch" playing Detective David Starsky has...

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Boeing Super 74747Planned

Funny story: Boeing Super 74747Planned

On the day of the European-built Airbus test-flew its new Super Airbus, Boeing have announced plans for a Super-Duper Boeing 74747.

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GMO Development Shock

Funny story: GMO Development Shock

Recent developments in Genetic Engineering have horrified animal welfare experts in Norfolk, England - the traditional home of poultry farming and His Royal Highness, The Prince of Wales.

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Pope Appears From Beyond The Grave

Funny story: Pope Appears From Beyond The Grave

Tens of people have flocked to the house of Joe Novark to see an image of John Paul II………. in an aubergine!...

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Illegal Dye, Sudan, found in Blood

Funny story: Illegal Dye, Sudan, found in Blood

The illegal red food dye, Sudan, has been found in artificial blood imported from outside the European Union it was revealed today and could be the biggest threat to human health since the salmonella in eggs alert back in 1988.

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Breaking news…

Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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