Breaking news out of Cape Canaveral today as Space Shuttle Suppository blew up while sitting on the run way this afternoon.
A ceremonial puff of black smoke arose from the chimney near the Vatican on Monday signaling that the leaders of the Catholic Church had failed to elect a pope and had all decided to light their ceremonial Columbian cigars given to the Pope by Fidel...
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