As of May 1st, all Honda Elements will be systematically recalled and destroyed, said American Honda President Koichi Kondo at a press conference late last week. Speculation that the vehicle had mechanical deficiencies were false, said Kondo, but Ho...
Frustrated with the complete and total incompetence of the federal government, the province of British Columbia removed itself from the rest of Canada earlier today. At 4:20 pm, Premier Gordon Campbell made the announcement that British Columbians &q...
After being swept by the Baltimore Orioles, New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner abruptly fired manager Joe Torre and replaced him with fictional "Seinfeld" character George Costanza.
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