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Funny story: Barack Obama Selects Angelina Jolie as VP

Barack Obama Selects Angelina Jolie as VP

In a not-entirely-surprising move to political insiders, Barack Obama announced today his selection of Angelina Jolie as his Vice Presidential running mate. Ms. Jolie said that she was "thrilled" to be offered the prestigious position and said tha...
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Funny story: Standard Presidential Photo

Standard Presidential Photo

United Press International has chosen a, "Standard Presidential Photo" to accompany news stories. The struggling press service announced that it would, hereafter, run the photo, (shown at right), with all stories referencing the Preside...
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Funny story: Hypernasopharyngeality linked to Stupidity

Hypernasopharyngeality linked to Stupidity

Today's issue of The Journal of the Ameriman Medical Association contained the results of clinical trials conducted by the Harvid Medical School Department of Psychonasopharyngealology that evaluated the correlation between Hypernasopharyngeali...
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Funny story: Condolezza Rice Resigns - Falisified Everything

Condolezza Rice Resigns - Falisified Everything

Condolezza Rice tendered her resignation as Secretary of State today in a scandal still unfolding in Washington. President Bush and his cabinet colleagues expressed "shock and dismay" when a Democrat who was in the same class in Penn. Sta...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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