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Jon Snow Gets Them Out For The Lads

Funny story: Jon Snow Gets Them Out For The Lads

Veteran Channel 4 newscaster Jon Snow has rumbustiously defended his recently dented honour by agreeing to promote Breast Cancer awareness.

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Secret McCartney Tapes Dynamite

Funny story: Secret McCartney Tapes Dynamite

Long known as the nice one from The Beatles, explosive secretly recorded tapes have revealed the truth of Macca's perversions.

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Blair & Brown The New Charles & Di

Funny story: Blair & Brown The New Charles & Di

In a week that the fairytale dreams of the nation crumbled before tear moistened eyes, we look back with fondness on this love that dare not speak its name.

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Keith Richards Falls Foul of Ban

Funny story: Keith Richards Falls Foul of Ban

Elderly gentleman and star of Stenna Stairlift commercials, Keith Richards (96), is in hot water having flouted the laws of the land while performing in the Northern Englandshire village of Glasgow.

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Calamitous Cartoon Capers Crisis

Funny story: Calamitous Cartoon Capers Crisis

Indigation and outrage is sweeping across the United States of America at a blasphemous depiction of its iconic symbol of, The Dream.

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Shock Select Committee Report Links John Prescott with Culture of Bullying

Funny story: Shock Select Committee Report Links John Prescott with Culture of Bullying

The corridors of Whitehall are reverberating to the surprising news that The Office of The Deputy Prime Minister has been infiltrated with an evil culture of bullying, discrimination and harassment.

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Shock Rent Boy Resignation - Admits to Affair with Mark Oaten MP

Funny story: Shock Rent Boy Resignation - Admits to Affair with Mark Oaten MP

The dimly lit world of male prostitution was today exposed to the glaring searchlight of Her Majesty's Press as allegations have surfaced that one of its prominent members, has brought disgrace on the profession.

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Ruth Kelly to Face Grilling by MPs Over Allowing Children In Schools

Funny story: Ruth Kelly to Face Grilling by MPs Over Allowing Children In Schools

Trouble is brewing for Education Secretary and man about town, Mr Ruth Kelly, as he admits sanctioning, the dangerous move, of allowing children to attend United Kingdom scholastic establishments.

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Charles Kennedy Resigns Admitting To Being a Scotsman

Funny story: Charles Kennedy Resigns Admitting To Being a Scotsman

In a startling about turn, flame haired beauty, Charles Kennedy, Leader of The Liberal Democratic Party, has resigned his post, admitting to excessive Scottishness and a desire to spend more time with his Andy Stewart record collection, as the main r...

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Big Brother Baghdad Babe George Galloway Slips In Quietly

Funny story: Big Brother Baghdad Babe George Galloway Slips In Quietly

Self effacing recluse and patron of gentleman's outfitters charity, Suit You Sir, George Galloway, confounded his critics yesterday by locking himself away from the prying eyes of the public for a period of purdah which may last as long as twenty...

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Channel 4 Launches Hilarious New Series of Cake Cadets

Hailed as the funniest, most expensive televisual experiment to date, quality TV company Channel 4, have launched their new series of Cake Cadets, much to the delight of the voyeuristic viewing public of God's Own Land.

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George Best Dead - Secret Past Revealed

Often called the fifth member of hellraising rockers, Middle Of The Road, footballing legend, George Best, has chirped his last cheep The final whistle blown, heralding an away win for his maker and the hairy cornflake has returned to the dressing ro...

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London Bombings - Police to be Issued With Tickling Sticks

Funny story: London Bombings - Police to be Issued With Tickling Sticks

At an urgently convened meeting of Great Britain's COBRA emergency planning committee, the British Government have introduced a devastating weapon as their contribution to The War on Terror.

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London Bombings - Anti looking at people in a funny way Law Introduced

Funny story: London Bombings - Anti looking at people in a funny way Law Introduced

In the wake of the recent totally unsurprising bomb attacks on the London Transport system the British Government have introduced a raft of new measures designed to show that something is being done.

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Preparations for G8 Summit Take a Step Forward

As the eyes of the world turn to the bonny hills of Scotland, G8 participants are gearing themselves up for their Highland Fling under the folds my own voluminous skirts.

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Michael Jackson Guilty of Live 8 Ticket Scandal

Funny story: Michael Jackson Guilty of Live 8 Ticket Scandal

Barely one day after being found Not Guilty of allegations that he brought the high office of Pontiff into disrepute, well known pyjama catwalk model, Michael Jackson, has been caught, in flagrante, conducting an auction for his complimentary pair of...

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Dr. Disney Does The Deed

In the spirit of holistic medicine and the true traditions of cartoon capers, well known, dream come true holiday resort, Disneyland, have opened their new fully equipped hospital with expert medics from stage and screen on hand to save lives at the...

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Bush Blair Molestation Investigation - "Something must be done"

Following the detention of President Bush on allegations that he behaved inappropriately in relation to his conduct with little known British Prime Minister, Tony Blair, investigators have discovered a secret horde of questionable material.

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Breaking news…

National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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