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Face transplant lady unhappy with new beard

Funny story: Face transplant lady unhappy with new beard

MOUSTACHE A group of mad, garlic-guzzling French doctors have revealed that the hideously disfigured woman who recently received a face...

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Tube train arrives on time - driver suspended

Funny story: Tube train arrives on time - driver suspended

London Underground were at the centre of yet another embarassment today after one of its trains arrived on time, bringing yet more misery to the capital...

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Advertisement - Gary Glitter School of English

Funny story: Advertisement - Gary Glitter School of English

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Simon Cowell launches Pope Idol

Funny story: Simon Cowell launches Pope Idol

London, England. Music mogul Simon Cowell will judge the latest reality game show to hit the small screen - Pope Idol.The show is sure to be hit, following on from Cowell's previous successes such as Popstars, Pop Idol and The Rabbi Factor.

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McCartney space concert repels alien invasion

Funny story: McCartney space concert repels alien invasion

Aged rocker Paul McCartney has saved the Earth from almost certain destruction after he beamed a song from his latest album into space. NASA reported on Sunday that their scanners had detected a large alien invasion force amassing behind one of t...

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Jamie Oliver & Brian O'Driscoll revealed to be same person

Funny story: Jamie Oliver & Brian O'Driscoll revealed to be same person

A shocking new investigation has uncovered evidence that one of Britain's top TV chefs has been masquerading as the captain of the Irish Ruby Union team, the mercurial blonde bombshell, Brian O'Driscoll.

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P.M. to K.O. U.K. acronyms A.S.A.P.

Funny story: P.M. to K.O. U.K. acronyms A.S.A.P.

Tony Blair wants to initiate a reduction in the O.T.T. use of acronyms across G.B. After recently returning to the U.K. from a top-level meeting with the C.E.O. of B.P. on a B.A. flight from the U.A.E. The P.M. has outlined plans to introduce a b...

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"Bogeys" to feature as Olympic sport in 2012

Funny story: "Bogeys" to feature as Olympic sport in 2012

The IOC today announced its decision to grant Olympic status to the game of "bogeys" - made famous by the BBC's very own cheeky chappies, Dick and Dom. With rugby union snubbed by officials yet again the news has caught many British...

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Ant & Dec charged in Wearside Jack case

Funny story: Ant & Dec charged in Wearside Jack case

Police have charged annoying television presenters Ant and Dec today in connection with a notorious hoax that diverted officers during their hunt 25 years ago for the "Yorkshire Ripper". The alleged entertainers, both from the bitterly c...

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Tony Blair bans voting Conservative and drinking in pubs

Funny story: Tony Blair bans voting Conservative and drinking in pubs

The British government announced further crackdowns on drinking and voting today in an effort to combat increasing worries over the nation's failure to make its own decisions.

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Police find 100,000 barrels of oil in George Galloway's spare bedroom

Funny story: Police find 100,000 barrels of oil in George Galloway's spare bedroom

Wednesday. London. Great Britainshire. A police raid has uncovered an incalculably huge amount of crude oil at the home of Bethnal Green's abrasive MP, Mr George Galloway of Scotland.

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Bin Laden announces his retirement

Funny story: Bin Laden announces his retirement

Pakistan. Osama Bin Laden has announced he plans to retire early at the end of the year. The Al Queda chief executive revealed his surprise decision in a taped speech which was broadcast by an Arab news network early on Monday afternoon.

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Posh Spice launches latest autobiography

Funny story: Posh Spice launches latest autobiography

Posh Spice, the stick-thin shopping machine better known as David Beckham's wife, has launched her latest autobiography - ‘Learning to Sing'. The book, which the footballer's spouse allegedly wrote all on her own, charts her failed attemp...

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Jim Morrison alive and well and living in Woking

Jim Morrison, lead singer with cult 60s band ‘The Doors' has been found alive, well and living in the English town of Woking. The American singer was believed to have died on 3 July 1971 of a drugs overdose whilst in the bath of his Paris apartme...

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Marseille Twinned with John Prescott

Funny story: Marseille Twinned with John Prescott

The alleged deputy back-up reserve stand-in Prime Minister has been twinned with Marseille, it was announced today. Hulking northerner John Prescott beat off competition (literally) from Wrexham, Cleethorpes and his home town of Hull to the covet...

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Harry Potter and the Curse of the Student Loan

Funny story: Harry Potter and the Curse of the Student Loan

Literature. London - Friday 1st April. Bloomsbury, publishers of the Harry Potter books, have released the title of the next installment in the series about the boy wizard. The publication, which doesn't go on sale until August, will be call...

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British Airways pilot flippantly tells passengers they'll probably die

Funny story: British Airways pilot flippantly tells passengers they'll probably die

London. England. A BA pilot was at the centre of yet another scandal yesterday after his terrifying message to the passengers was recorded and leaked to the press. The scandal comes in the wake of two plane crashes in the space of three days - o...

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Stelios launches EasyShuttle

Funny story: Stelios launches EasyShuttle

Monday 8th August. Stelios Haji-Ioannou, Head of Easyjet and purveyor of all things cheap and nasty, has launched his latest venture - "EasyShuttle". As NASA's multi-trillion dollar waste of money Discovery prepares to avoid being...

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