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Funny story: The Obama Concept

The Obama Concept

Former Vice Presidential candidate Geraldine Ferraro is under attack from members of a political entity known as the "Obama Concept" over comments she recently made while campaigning for Hillary Clinton.
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Funny story: Bush Massage Conspiracy

Bush Massage Conspiracy

"I think massaging women is extremely rewarding and often totally proper", says former US President Bill Clinton in his signature southern drawl. "I have been trying to get my friend and extended brother George, President Bush that is, to touch more...
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Funny story: Bush Steals Mexican Election, French Fries

Bush Steals Mexican Election, French Fries

An investigative journalist tells a major news website that the Bush Family has stolen another election, this time in Mexico. The National Acton Party, a right-wing group that enjoys close ties with the Bush Family has declared victory in last week'...
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Funny story: Democrats Launch No-dong Candidates

Democrats Launch No-dong Candidates

In a move seen by many as shameless copycatting of North Korea, the Democratic Party has decided to launch No-dong candidates. These candidates, part of a new series of candidate, can threaten both coasts of the United States with first strike capab...
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Funny story: Minor News Skipped by Major Media

Minor News Skipped by Major Media

For the first time since the start of CNN's 24 hour, "second or third hand" news coverage began in 1980, a minor news event has gone unmentioned in the major media. The event, involving a possible defect in Senator Clinton's control top pantyhose, r...
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Funny story: Bush Transfers Power to the Democrats

Bush Transfers Power to the Democrats

In a startling event, President Bush has transferred all executive powers and privileges to the Democratic leadership.
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Funny story: He said Broom not Boom

He said Broom not Boom

Guillermo Martinez* had a big loving family and enjoyed big meals. After big meals, he would sweep up with a big broom. On one terrible Christmas night, he threw his beloved broom at US Border Patrol agents and they shot him 171 times.
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"Goop" Introduces Coal Egg

"Once you muster enough pelvic muscle strength to compress this baby into a diamond, you will have a beautiful gemstone to present to the man of your dreams," declared spokesmodel Gwyneth Paltrow.
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