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Brad Pitt Going Bald!

Funny story: Brad Pitt Going Bald!

"I was surprised when it didn't all grow back!", Hollywood heart- throb Brad Pitt explained while catching a glimpse of himself for the hundredth time in the hallway mirror. "I look like a friar in one of those old eroll flynn movies" cried brad as...

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Clinton Finally Concedes

Funny story: Clinton Finally Concedes

WASHINGTON D.C. -- "Obama is our next president of the United States!" a reborn Senator Hillary Clinton concluded in a press conference, putting to an end a roller coaster finish for a spectacular ending to this historic Democratic race to...

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Nose Whiskers Find A New Meaning For The Word Split-Ends

Funny story: Nose Whiskers Find A New Meaning For The Word Split-Ends

LANCASTER, LOON VALLEY, ENGLAND-- (ALOPECIA DIGEST: HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW) It was a HAIR-raising experience for a local man attempting to shave the nose-hairs which had over-grown onto his upper lip as he watched in horror, his symbol of adolesce...

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Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA (PIXLEY GAZZETTE) --Lindsay Lohan, 20, strung-out & drugged-out starlet has checked into Britney Spear's old alma mater, The Promises Rehab Center by the Sea for Losers in Malibu. Loser...

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WalMart: Smart Bomb Dropped On Store

Funny story: WalMart: Smart Bomb Dropped On Store

ALMONT TOWNSHIP, MICHIGAN (CIA TODAY) --A red stealthy F-22A Bomber glided low into the town of Almont Township today. The test target. WalMart Super Center at 555 E. Genesee Street. In its' payload an innovative...

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Britney Spears: I Was Like a Nymphomaniac With NO Rubbers

Funny story: Britney Spears: I Was Like a Nymphomaniac With NO Rubbers

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (HARD ON-LINE)-- Toxic shock tween twat extrordinaire, Britney Spears, came out swinging on here website, berating the tabloids & cursing out her business manager and close family for trying to keep control of B...

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Lindsay Lohan Arrested Naked, DUI, Possession, Victim In Critical Condition

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Arrested Naked, DUI, Possession, Victim In Critical Condition

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (API) -- Actress Lindsay Lohan, 20, was arrested Saturday after she lost control of her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible she was driving and struck a curb. After receiving a 911...

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George W. Bush A Corrupt Bastard At Last

Funny story: George W. Bush A Corrupt Bastard At Last

JEWKNOW, ALASKA (ANCHORAGE DAILY NOOZ)--No sooner had the guilty pleas start rolling out like the heads which will roll later, that the cocaine-snorting, story-sniffing noses of Hollywood writers began to descend upon the ice-cold g...

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Britney Spears, Tom Cruise, Paris Hilton Sue Website TheSpoof.com

Funny story: Britney Spears, Tom Cruise, Paris Hilton Sue Website TheSpoof.com

LOS ANGELES CITY HALL, CALIFORNIA (LAWYER'S JOURNAL) -- Britney Spears & Paris Hilton taking the lead in a multi-million dollar class-action lawsuit brought against high satire website, T...

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Bob Barker's Dirty Little Secret

Funny story: Bob Barker's Dirty Little Secret

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA (HOLLYWOOD XPOSED) - "I peeked in the window and I can see about ten or twelve of them all having sex in the room. I just couldn't believe what I was seeing. I was scared and shocke...

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Britney Spears Stops Traffic In West Hollywood Media Frenzy

Funny story: Britney Spears Stops Traffic In West Hollywood Media Frenzy

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (HOLLYWOOD SPY) - Britney Spears started a media frenzy at tinseltown's famous Equinox Gym on the Sunset Strip, she was accompanied by her vagina, for a quick workout a...

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Bruce Willis Battles Michael Bay Hollywood Style

Funny story: Bruce Willis Battles Michael Bay Hollywood Style

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (LUCHA LIBRE) - High-powered actor, Bruce Willis, star of such film blockbusters as the Die Hard Series, Armageddon, Sin City and The Fifth Element, rocked the Hollywood establishment by launching an attack on M...

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NASA & BNSC To Launch Big Ben For Jupiter Mission

Funny story: NASA & BNSC To Launch Big Ben For Jupiter Mission

BRITISH NATIONAL SPACE CENTER, LONDON (SPACE:YUK)--No sooner was the ink dry on the historic "Joint Statement of Intent for Co-operation in the Field of Space Exploration" agreement signed in Washington DC, Thursday 19 Apri...

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Wally Schirra Dead Astronaut Tell All Book To Be Released

Funny story: Wally Schirra Dead Astronaut Tell All Book To Be Released

HOUSTON,TEXAS-(APE) Lawyer representing the estate of former Mercury 7 Astronaut, Wally Schirra, has released to the media the contents of a "very revealing" book to be published by Freedumb Books. The expose titled "NASA: No Astronaut Should Ask", D...

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Britney Spears Nude & Topless Photos Bare All

Funny story: Britney Spears Nude & Topless Photos Bare All

ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA (HOLLYWOOD TRACKER)--Britney Spears pop diva and toxic twat of the limelight of stupidity has done it again. Where Britney walks trouble follows, but, this time it may be deliberate. Nude & topless

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Danny DeVito Premium Limoncello Label Really His Piss

Funny story: Danny DeVito Premium Limoncello Label Really His Piss

PASADENA, KALIFONIA--(WINO WEEKLY) Danny DeVito, Film actor, producer, director and now Liqueur Bottler Extraordinaire, embarrassed himself and a shocked ABC's "The View" television audience, estimated...

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Million Dollar I.D. Theft Ring Run By Kids Busted

Funny story: Million Dollar I.D. Theft Ring Run By Kids Busted

SPRINGFIELD, COLORADO--(BREAKING NEWS) An FBI task force swooped in and arrested 38 Springfield Junior High School students with ages ranging from 10 to 15 years old & 2 adults on serious I.D. theft...

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Hillary Clinton Shocker Barack Obama Rubbed My Uvula

Funny story: Hillary Clinton Shocker Barack Obama Rubbed My Uvula

WASHINGTON D.C.--(DCROMANCE) Presidential front-runner Senator Hillary Clinton (D-New York) last night accused fellow Democrat Senator Barack Obama (D-Illinois) of conduct unbecoming of a Government legislative offic...

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