In the latest attempt to stem the continuing decline in church attendances, the Pope has launched the Catholic Lite initiative. Catholic Lite is aimed at those who would like to be committed Catholics but when faced with attending Mass every Sunday,...
Government health officials are on Red Alert following reports that a bird has died from bird flu. The Bird, a swan living in a loch in Scotland, became ill and then died. Friends of the swan are still in shock but issued the following statem...
Artist and revolutionary polymath Leonardo da Vinci has sensationally claimed that best selling author Dan Brown stole the idea of the code at the centre of his best selling book, The da Vinci Code, from him.
The heavily disguised 37 year old British arse transplant man appeared before the international media today in his first public appearance since the operation.
A virus is causing havoc on the net,...
Mice researchers are said to be delighted that a vaccine has been found for bird flu.
Education Minister Ruth Kelly is under pressure again after it was revealed that a convicted axe murderer, Reginald Pox was cleared to teach in a secondary school in spite of being on the Axe Murderer's Register.
Labour Party insiders are already talking excitedly of a sequel to Tony Blair's hit movie, A Day in the Life of Tony Blair. The critically acclaimed film which is expected to sweep all before it in the forthcoming Oscars, follows Mr Blair for a day.
In a statement today, Buckingham Palace officials announced that the execution of Prince Charles had taken place at dawn.
Eton and Cambridge educated posh bloke David Cameron has declared that he will make the Conservative Party more appealing to the British public.
British surgeons have successfully completed the first ever human arse transplant.
Prince Charles has spoken of his desire to spread the word on the benefits of homeopathy and his unbridled enjoyment of infidelity.
Prince Harry is said to be "Very happy" with Army life said a Palace spokesman today.
Prime Minister, Tony Blair and Home Secretary, Charles Clarke have made a strong justification for their support of Identity Cards.
Baroness Thatcher who was speaking at the Annual General Meeting of the Let's go Back to the Middle Ages and Put the Peasants Back in Their Place Society, has dramatically entered the David Cameron drugs debate.
Tony Blair today denied accusations that proposed new anti-terrorist legislation which allows police officers to, "Arrest anyone who looks a bit dodgy and throw away the key." is extreme and racist.
Super-group G8 Summit, who re-formed to perform at the Live 8 concert are to return to the recording studio and release a new album, their first since their acrimonious split in 1995 after "Irreconcilable artistic and personal differences."
Prince William has spoken of his desire to make the monarchy relevant in the modern world. "We can't live in the past. The days are gone when the people of Britain would accept a king who is out of touch with them and the world. A modern monarch...