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The Pope Launches Catholic Lite

Funny story: The Pope Launches Catholic Lite

In the latest attempt to stem the continuing decline in church attendances, the Pope has launched the Catholic Lite initiative. Catholic Lite is aimed at those who would like to be committed Catholics but when faced with attending Mass every Sunday,...

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Bird Dies from Bird Flu Shock

Funny story: Bird Dies from Bird Flu Shock

Government health officials are on Red Alert following reports that a bird has died from bird flu. The Bird, a swan living in a loch in Scotland, became ill and then died. Friends of the swan are still in shock but issued the following statem...

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"Dan Brown Stole My Code", Claims da Vinci

Funny story: "Dan Brown Stole My Code", Claims da Vinci

Artist and revolutionary polymath Leonardo da Vinci has sensationally claimed that best selling author Dan Brown stole the idea of the code at the centre of his best selling book, The da Vinci Code, from him.

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Arse Transplant Man Faces the World

Funny story: Arse Transplant Man Faces the World

The heavily disguised 37 year old British arse transplant man appeared before the international media today in his first public appearance since the operation.

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Rhyming Computer Virus, Worm, Bug Thing Causes Devastation, Is This the End for Civilisation?

Funny story: Rhyming Computer Virus, Worm, Bug Thing Causes Devastation, Is This the End for Civilisation?

A virus is causing havoc on the net,...

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Mice Delighted at Bird Flu Vaccine

Funny story: Mice Delighted at Bird Flu Vaccine

Mice researchers are said to be delighted that a vaccine has been found for bird flu.

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Ruth Kelly Gives Axe Murderer Teaching Job

Funny story: Ruth Kelly Gives Axe Murderer Teaching Job

Education Minister Ruth Kelly is under pressure again after it was revealed that a convicted axe murderer, Reginald Pox was cleared to teach in a secondary school in spite of being on the Axe Murderer's Register.

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Tony Blair to Win Oscar?

Funny story: Tony Blair to Win Oscar?

Labour Party insiders are already talking excitedly of a sequel to Tony Blair's hit movie, A Day in the Life of Tony Blair. The critically acclaimed film which is expected to sweep all before it in the forthcoming Oscars, follows Mr Blair for a day.

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Prince Charles Beheaded

Funny story: Prince Charles Beheaded

In a statement today, Buckingham Palace officials announced that the execution of Prince Charles had taken place at dawn.

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Big Surprise As Conservative Party Choose Posh Bloke David Cameron

Funny story: Big Surprise As Conservative Party Choose Posh Bloke David Cameron

Eton and Cambridge educated posh bloke David Cameron has declared that he will make the Conservative Party more appealing to the British public.

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British Surgeons Give Man New Arse

Funny story: British Surgeons Give Man New Arse

British surgeons have successfully completed the first ever human arse transplant.

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Prince Charles- "My Twin Passions, Homeopathy and Infidelity."

Funny story: Prince Charles- "My Twin Passions, Homeopathy and Infidelity."

Prince Charles has spoken of his desire to spread the word on the benefits of homeopathy and his unbridled enjoyment of infidelity.

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Prince Harry Loves Army Life

Funny story: Prince Harry Loves Army Life

Prince Harry is said to be "Very happy" with Army life said a Palace spokesman today.

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Tony Blair on ID Cards. "Live Longer with an Identity Card"

Funny story: Tony Blair on ID Cards. "Live Longer with an Identity Card"

Prime Minister, Tony Blair and Home Secretary, Charles Clarke have made a strong justification for their support of Identity Cards.

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Thatcher "David Cameron and Drugs? What's all the Fuss About?"

Funny story: Thatcher "David Cameron and Drugs? What's all the Fuss About?"

Baroness Thatcher who was speaking at the Annual General Meeting of the Let's go Back to the Middle Ages and Put the Peasants Back in Their Place Society, has dramatically entered the David Cameron drugs debate.

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Blair Denies New, "Lock Up All Bin Lookalikes" Terrorist Legislation is Racist

Funny story: Blair Denies New, "Lock Up All Bin Lookalikes" Terrorist Legislation is Racist

Tony Blair today denied accusations that proposed new anti-terrorist legislation which allows police officers to, "Arrest anyone who looks a bit dodgy and throw away the key." is extreme and racist.

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G8 Summit to Release New Album after Live 8 Concert Triumph.

Funny story: G8 Summit to Release New Album after Live 8 Concert Triumph.

Super-group G8 Summit, who re-formed to perform at the Live 8 concert are to return to the recording studio and release a new album, their first since their acrimonious split in 1995 after "Irreconcilable artistic and personal differences."

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Prince William - "I want to be King of People's Hearts. Yah?"

Funny story: Prince William - "I want to be King of People's Hearts. Yah?"

Prince William has spoken of his desire to make the monarchy relevant in the modern world. "We can't live in the past. The days are gone when the people of Britain would accept a king who is out of touch with them and the world. A modern monarch...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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