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Funny story:  Carrot Eating Flying Fish Spotted By Hubble Telescope

Carrot Eating Flying Fish Spotted By Hubble Telescope

At last, the Hubble Telescope has proved its enormous cost as last night the top secret researchers have at last found something new and completely different from the usual Aliens on Mars. In fact, the Research team has at last found some really top...
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Funny story:  Martians Forge Ahead with Nuclear Cold Fusion

Martians Forge Ahead with Nuclear Cold Fusion

Martians have formally complained to the United Nations Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty Conference regarding the noise levels they are having to endure whilst the European Space Agency (ESA) has been drilling for oil and water on the surface of their...
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Funny story:  Chinese Dragons Escape from Shenzhou VI and Attack the International Space Station Eating Astronauts

Chinese Dragons Escape from Shenzhou VI and Attack the International Space Station Eating Astronauts

The larger Shenzhou VI was equipped with a secondary orbital module expected to be used to understand more about the endurance of Chinese dragons in space but in a freak accident involving flatulence, the secondary orbital module broke up allowing th...
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Funny story:  Queen allows US Version of ‘Sin City, a Right Royal Shambles' to be Broadcast Live by Paris Hilton

Queen allows US Version of ‘Sin City, a Right Royal Shambles' to be Broadcast Live by Paris Hilton

Queen Elizabeth II, England, has offered to cook up hash browns, eggs and steaming hot coffee as part of an offering to allow the US Good Morning America Breakfast Version of ‘Sin City, a Right Royal Shambles ' to be filmed live in the Palace in a ho...
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Funny story:  US Discusses Afghan Military Ties in Exchange for Guaranteed Opium Supplies

US Discusses Afghan Military Ties in Exchange for Guaranteed Opium Supplies

Mr Rumsfeld flew into Afghanistan on Wednesday morning straight from a day trip to Iraq. It appears that the Iraq opium crop has failed catastrophically this year and despite re-seeding and assistance from 200,000 US military personnel it is unlikely...
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Funny story:  Playboy Anna Nicole Smith will expand home for well endowed elderly gentlemen after losing Marshall

Playboy Anna Nicole Smith will expand home for well endowed elderly gentlemen after losing Marshall

The deluxe resting and care home for elderly gentlemen opened in 1994 in Texas by then 26 year old director Anna Nicole Smith promises now to create some real sparks in the oil and gas rich State. Not only is the luxury resort like complex now capab...
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Funny story:  Prince William's portrait on show eclipsed by novel painting of Prince Charles and Queen Camilla

Prince William's portrait on show eclipsed by novel painting of Prince Charles and Queen Camilla

Sadly yet again, total farce has descended on the Royal Family just as the British public hoped and believed that the endless saga of the monarchy's endless ridicule would just fade away. Prince Charles was secretly bitter that Camilla had been exclu...
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Funny story:  Blair's Apology to Heckler Walter Wolfgang Turns Out to be a Nasty Lie Again

Blair's Apology to Heckler Walter Wolfgang Turns Out to be a Nasty Lie Again

The Labour Party Spin Machine spun out of control again yesterday as an 82 year old man was pushed to the ground at the back of the hall and had his bag of sweets taken away by the Labour Party conference stewards. Once the 2 thugs had easily twisted...
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Funny story:  Gordon Brown Seen as Tony Blair's Natural after Party Conference Pink Room Breakfast Bar Meeting

Gordon Brown Seen as Tony Blair's Natural after Party Conference Pink Room Breakfast Bar Meeting

Tony Blair has announced today that he will bow down as leader of the Labour Party and stretch his legs outside the leadership crown bending over to Gordon Brown in an uncontested leadership change designed to avoid any further splits in the Labour P...
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Funny story:  Charles Kennedy Changes Face to Satisfy Liberal Democrats Leadership Requirements

Charles Kennedy Changes Face to Satisfy Liberal Democrats Leadership Requirements

Charles Kennedy has presented an enormous change of leadership style today at the Liberal Democrats press conference. In a clear challenge to the Labour Party style and leadership he metamorphosed into a new, dynamic vibrant and energetic leaping vis...
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Funny story:  Condoleezza Rice Kidnapped by Noddites outside the White House

Condoleezza Rice Kidnapped by Noddites outside the White House

ZYX News corporation reports a brutal attempt by Noddites to kidnap Condoleezza Rice outside the White House has been thwarted by US Special Services in the last few seconds before they could have escaped in their turbo-charged red and yellow escape...
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Funny story:  US will allow North Korea to have Diet Coke-Coka Reactor in exchange for their heavy water supplies

US will allow North Korea to have Diet Coke-Coka Reactor in exchange for their heavy water supplies

U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said in an interview in New York on Tuesday "It is worth discussing the provision of a Diet Coke-Coka reactor to North Korea in the future." North Korea is expected in exchange to supply the US with all its he...
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Funny story:  Royal Bank of Scotland Issues New Big Tender Notes, European Bank May Strongly Object?

Royal Bank of Scotland Issues New Big Tender Notes, European Bank May Strongly Object?

The Royal Bank of Scotland has issued a series of new very high denomination bank notes called the Scottish and European Castle Series, to be called in short the Scottish Euro. The notes are to be printed with the text in a range of European language...
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Funny story:  Animal type tests get renewed backing by mother-in-laws

Animal type tests get renewed backing by mother-in-laws

The European league of evil mother-in-laws and mad dogs has given their backing to further animal type experiments on their son-in-laws. However, the British Association for the Advancement of Science (BA) has declared that the intense pain and suffe...
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Funny story:  Blair's make-up habits scrutinized after massive overspend

Blair's make-up habits scrutinized after massive overspend

Tony Blair's makeup habits are being scrutinized after a massive overspend has been discovered following a parliamentary question. Government whip Lord Bassam of Brighton disclosed the appalling figures in response to a parliamentary question tabled...
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Funny story:  Gerbil find update, RSPCA seizes another 550 rodents from Houses of Parliament

Gerbil find update, RSPCA seizes another 550 rodents from Houses of Parliament

The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA) has found another stash of rodents. However, this time, they appear to have mutated into a viscous snarling mouth frothing breed that will certainly have to be culled by the most huma...
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Funny story:  Queen authorizes Prince Charles and Camilla to mount Bush's Royal coat of arms during USA visit

Queen authorizes Prince Charles and Camilla to mount Bush's Royal coat of arms during USA visit

Unbelievably and exceptionally the Queen has granted a non British national to wear and ride his own family set of the Royal coat of arms leather armor. Following the last tea party between the old British and the new Americans when the original Bush...
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Funny story:  Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Open Hogwarts Wizard Gadget Store in WMD

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Open Hogwarts Wizard Gadget Store in WMD

Top US executive, Voldemort Bush and his side kick, the half-blood Prince Dumbledore Blair-Blaster have opened an up market store in WMD for evil scheming politicians of the underworld who are seeking to overturn the non-magical world of the Muggles...
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