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US interviewing for maverick scientist position

The US government is currently interviewing for the role of a maverick scientist to save the world from the Ebola threat. As cases of the deadly virus increase daily the US are concerned that they do not have anyone suitable to save the day. "W...

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"I've been ill too" announces old actor Michael Douglas

Grizzled former star Michael Douglas is the latest actor to jump on the celebrity illness bandwagon. Following Angelina Jolie's revelations, a host of stars have shamelessly been using their illnesses for extra publicity. Douglas, 68, recently...

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War rebranded: Fantastic!

Right wing American lobbyists today began a massive PR drive to re-brand war as good. Citing the ongoing conflicts in Afghanistan and Iraq as examples the Right Wing nut jobs point out that war, far from being good for absolutely nothing, is actua...

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Saddam Hussein: Game for a Laugh

Funny story: Saddam Hussein: Game for a Laugh

Saddam Hussein today revealed that he was just in the dictatorship business for a laugh and didn't mean anyone any harm, really.

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Peter Stringfellow to Loan Libido

Funny story: Peter Stringfellow to Loan Libido

Peter Stringfellow is to loan his libido to Japan in an attempt to halt it's declining birth rate, it was announced yesterday.

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Shock Harry Potter Revelations

Following the massively successful release of the fifth Harry Potter novel, 'The Delayed Phoenix Order', Joanne K. Roald Rune Rowling today revealed shocking new plot twists for book six. Underaged drinking, drug experimentation and teenage s...

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US In New Global Domination Bid

Funny story: US In New Global Domination Bid

The United States of America today revealed the next scary stage in it's plan for global domination.

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Women to come with warning

Health ministers today declared that in future all women would come with a warning.

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Gun nuts lobby to outlaw shooting deaths

Funny story: Gun nuts lobby to outlaw shooting deaths

American right wing gun nuts the NRA today declared plans to lobby the government in a bid to outlaw death by shooting. The Bill, if successful, would see those shot to death by guns receive a substantial fine, prison sentence or even the death penal...

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Big Brother to help homeless

Funny story: Big Brother to help homeless

Following poor ratings for the current Big Brother series, television production company Banal today announced exciting changes for the inevitable sequel. Entitled 'Big Brother: Gimme Shelter!' the series will follow the same format, however...

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Jabba the Trump

I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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