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Funny story: Sarah Palin to run for Temporary President in 2012

Sarah Palin to run for Temporary President in 2012

Evident of her enduring shrewdness in politics, Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin today announced her intention to run for "Temporary President" in 2012. During an impromptu news conference at Wasilla's most popular beauty parlor, the Curl Up and Dye,...
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Funny story: Carrie Prejean Fired and Must Return Breast Implants

Carrie Prejean Fired and Must Return Breast Implants

Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - Carrie Prejean has been fired by Donald Trump for ignoring her duties as Miss California, and Trump is insisting that she surrender both her crown and the silicone breast implants paid for with Miss California pageant funds...
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Funny story: Rove: "I Wish The Iraq War Never Existed - It Was Gonzales Idea"

Rove: "I Wish The Iraq War Never Existed - It Was Gonzales Idea"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - During an Ohio visit yesterday, White House senior political adviser Karl Rove claimed he "never wanted the war in Iraq."...
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Funny story: John McCain Security Act Introduced By Republicans In Congress

John McCain Security Act Introduced By Republicans In Congress

WASHINGTON - Republicans of the U.S. House of Representatives convened tonight an emergency partisan meeting to immediately craft a bill titled the John McCain Indiana Farmers Market Security Act.
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Funny story: Nostradamus Predicted Sanjaya Malakar American Idol Winner!

Nostradamus Predicted Sanjaya Malakar American Idol Winner!

Famed Nostradamus scholar, Dr. Bernard Woolybottom, has revealed that Nostradamus predicted Sanjaya Malakar as the winner of American Idol 2007.
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Funny story: J.K. Rowling to release eighth book in Harry Potter series

J.K. Rowling to release eighth book in Harry Potter series

LONDON - British author J.K. Rowling today announced she is currently at work writing an eighth book for her wildly popular Harry Potter series.
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Funny story: Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes to star in remake of The Gay Divorcée

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes to star in remake of The Gay Divorcée

Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - On the heels of a recent nomination for a Daytime Emmy for his dance performance on The Oprah Winfrey Show, megastar Tom Cruise has announced that he will soon begin filming a remake of the 1934 Hollywo...
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Funny story: President George W. Bush buys fourth home near Tamarack

President George W. Bush buys fourth home near Tamarack

Shirley has a fabulous scoop, dahlinks! And I've heard it on the sly from a roving source! [Dear To-Do List: Write Carl a thank-you note…]...
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Funny story: Harriet Miers honored by Exodus International and President George W. Bush

Harriet Miers honored by Exodus International and President George W. Bush

WASHINGTON - Having successfully repressed her alleged lesbian urges for ten years in a row, Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers has received a long sought-after certificate from Exodus International Ministries proclaiming her an "official cur...
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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Debuts New Line of Trailer Trash Haute Couture

Jennifer Lopez Debuts New Line of Trailer Trash Haute Couture

Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - Well, she has gone and done it: Jennifer Lopez today debuted her new line of fresh and trashy tart wear that simply screams to be worn by trailer park debutantes across the nation. Dubbing her new line Two...
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Funny story: President Bush New Orleans speech buttonholed as ineffective

President Bush New Orleans speech buttonholed as ineffective

After careful analysis of the Bush New Orleans speech footage by media sources and numerous fashion consultants and designers in New York, London, Los Angeles, and Paris, it has been confirmed that President George W. Bush addressed the nation on Thu...
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Funny story: President George W. Bush to address nation on rebuilding of New Orleans

President George W. Bush to address nation on rebuilding of New Orleans

WASHINGTON - In an attempt to regain popularity with American voters and to secure more Senate and Congressional seats for Republicans in the 2006 election, President George W. Bush will address the nation from New Orleans on Thursday to outli...
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Funny story: Press summit held to create Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie media nickname

Press summit held to create Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie media nickname

Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - As the media continues struggling to find an appropriate nickname for the Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split, the entrance of Angelina Jolie on the fringe of the failed Pitt marriage is wreaking extra nickna...
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Funny story: Ben Affleck enters Betty Ford Clinic for Jennifer addiction therapy

Ben Affleck enters Betty Ford Clinic for Jennifer addiction therapy

Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - On the heels of the engagement of Ben Affleck to Jennifer Garner came a celebrity shocker this week when Affleck announced he is admitting himself for treatment at the Betty Ford Clinic.
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"I Made Up Global Warming" Admits Gore

"I needed a new campaign hook and that bit about me inventing the Internet just wasn't going to fly so I just thought up that one," said Al Gore, Nobel Prize winner and former Vice-President.

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