The outrage over my article in last week's ‘Daily Shame' describing Arabs as "gay wife beaters", "nursery bombers" and "pension-stealin', benefit-defraudin', child-killin' towel heads" caused "offence" with some jumped-up rogues in the Government. I...
Russian President Vladimir Putin has shot into the lead in the race for the American White House after a stunning electoral result in the Republican Primaries.
The shock findings of the Hutton Report, to be revealed on Wednesday, are that Tony Blair's regime has a secret stock of weapons of mass destruction.
The leaked Report also states that the Prime Minister used these...
Hollywood's famous former couple Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have split up, citing "moral and ideological differences, sparked by the political catalyst that is the search for weapons of mass destruction".
The press had reported that Be...
The latest Mars rover mission has made the astonishing fact that Mars is no bigger than a regular-size walnut.
Contestants for the new series of the hit ITV show ‘I'm a Celebrity…Death to the Great Satan!" have met each other for the first time in a cave in Afghanistan.
Prime Minister Tony Blair has not reported for work this morning, claiming that he is in fact suffering from a nasty cough. Insiders say that he is just taking a ‘sickie' to avoid work.
Unbelievably wishy-washy LibDem MP Lackov Spine was sacked today after announcing that "if I were an Israeli, I would let a suicide bomber blow me up, so that he won't be upset."...
Democratic Presidential hopeful Howard Dean inflated has himself to thrice the size of a hippo in a desperate attempt to win favour with the voters of New Hampshire.
Saddam Hussain was captured by US Forces after they raided a suspect location near Tower Bridge in London.
One week before his long-awaited visit to the UK, President Bush faced a challenging interview by children's toy, Mr Frosty. Here are the key points from the historic interview…...
Security arrangements for President Bush's state visit have caused outrage in Britain. The plans involve the killing of thousands of Londoners, but are described as "necessary steps in the war on terror" against protesters.
Scientists have discovered that the new Strokes album is in fact "minutely different" from their first effort ‘This is It'.
Conservative Party leader Iain Duncan Smith has taken personal control of the streets of Baghdad. The enigmatic leader used his media-manipulation skills and natural charm to win over the once hostile population.
That Guy Who Made Sound Effects, star of seven ‘Police Academy' films is 15% ahead in the polls in the Presidential election campaign.
Gang culture invaded the crèche today as a two year old child shot his mum in retribution for humiliatingly changing his Huggies pull-ups in front of other kids.
Anglican Church officials today denied that it ‘sexed-up' the Bible to include evidence that homosexuality was wrong.
The Arab telly station Al-Jizzera received a tape believed to be from former Bullseye presenter/dictator Jim Bowen. The Americans denounced the film as "shocking, pure evil".