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Why I Hate the Arabs

Funny story: Why I Hate the Arabs

The outrage over my article in last week's ‘Daily Shame' describing Arabs as "gay wife beaters", "nursery bombers" and "pension-stealin', benefit-defraudin', child-killin' towel heads" caused "offence" with some jumped-up rogues in the Government. I...

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US Election Latest: Putin Storms Ahead in Polls

Funny story: US Election Latest: Putin Storms Ahead in Polls

Russian President Vladimir Putin has shot into the lead in the race for the American White House after a stunning electoral result in the Republican Primaries.

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Hutton Report - "Tony Blair Has WMDs in 45mins"

Funny story: Hutton Report - "Tony Blair Has WMDs in 45mins"

The shock findings of the Hutton Report, to be revealed on Wednesday, are that Tony Blair's regime has a secret stock of weapons of mass destruction.   The leaked Report also states that the Prime Minister used these...

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Ben and Jen Split Over WMD

Funny story: Ben and Jen Split Over WMD

Hollywood's famous former couple Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have split up, citing "moral and ideological differences, sparked by the political catalyst that is the search for weapons of mass destruction". The press had reported that Be...

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Shock NASA Find - Mars Tiny

Funny story: Shock NASA Find - Mars Tiny

The latest Mars rover mission has made the astonishing fact that Mars is no bigger than a regular-size walnut.

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I'm a Celebrity…Death to the Great Satan!

Funny story: I'm a Celebrity…Death to the Great Satan!

Contestants for the new series of the hit ITV show ‘I'm a Celebrity…Death to the Great Satan!" have met each other for the first time in a cave in Afghanistan.

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Tony Blair Takes a ‘Sickie'

Funny story: Tony Blair Takes a ‘Sickie'

Prime Minister Tony Blair has not reported for work this morning, claiming that he is in fact suffering from a nasty cough. Insiders say that he is just taking a ‘sickie' to avoid work.

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LibDem MP in Shock Suicide Bomb Claim

Funny story: LibDem MP in Shock Suicide Bomb Claim

Unbelievably wishy-washy LibDem MP Lackov Spine was sacked today after announcing that "if I were an Israeli, I would let a suicide bomber blow me up, so that he won't be upset."...

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Howard Dean Bigs Himself Up

Democratic Presidential hopeful Howard Dean inflated has himself to thrice the size of a hippo in a desperate attempt to win favour with the voters of New Hampshire.

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Saddam Found in Perspex Box

Funny story: Saddam Found in Perspex Box

Saddam Hussain was captured by US Forces after they raided a suspect location near Tower Bridge in London.

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That Bush Interview in Full

Funny story: That Bush Interview in Full

One week before his long-awaited visit to the UK, President Bush faced a challenging interview by children's toy, Mr Frosty. Here are the key points from the historic interview…...

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Bush Pre-Empts Against Protests

Funny story: Bush Pre-Empts Against Protests

Security arrangements for President Bush's state visit have caused outrage in Britain. The plans involve the killing of thousands of Londoners, but are described as "necessary steps in the war on terror" against protesters.

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Strokes Album 'Minutely Different'

Scientists have discovered that the new Strokes album is in fact "minutely different" from their first effort ‘This is It'.

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IDS Wins Control of Baghdad

Funny story: IDS Wins Control of Baghdad

Conservative Party leader Iain Duncan Smith has taken personal control of the streets of Baghdad. The enigmatic leader used his media-manipulation skills and natural charm to win over the once hostile population.

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Police Academy Star Runs for Presidency

Funny story: Police Academy Star Runs for Presidency

That Guy Who Made Sound Effects, star of seven ‘Police Academy' films is 15% ahead in the polls in the Presidential election campaign.

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Baby Busts Cap in His Momma's Ass

Funny story: Baby Busts Cap in His Momma's Ass

Gang culture invaded the crèche today as a two year old child shot his mum in retribution for humiliatingly changing his Huggies pull-ups in front of other kids.

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Church Refutes Gay Claims

Funny story: Church Refutes Gay Claims

Anglican Church officials today denied that it ‘sexed-up' the Bible to include evidence that homosexuality was wrong.

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Al-Jizzera Receives Shocking Video

Funny story: Al-Jizzera Receives Shocking Video

The Arab telly station Al-Jizzera received a tape believed to be from former Bullseye presenter/dictator Jim Bowen. The Americans denounced the film as "shocking, pure evil".

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Breaking news…

Inspector General’s Report Is Out

Much like a school report card, the Inspector General’s report is out and James Comey received an F for failure. Who’ve guess? Because he gave the world Donald Trump, he should have received a Z.
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