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Funny story: Why I Hate the Arabs

Why I Hate the Arabs

The outrage over my article in last week's ‘Daily Shame' describing Arabs as "gay wife beaters", "nursery bombers" and "pension-stealin', benefit-defraudin', child-killin' towel heads" caused "offence" with some jumped-up rogues in the Government. I...
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Funny story: US Election Latest: Putin Storms Ahead in Polls

US Election Latest: Putin Storms Ahead in Polls

Russian President Vladimir Putin has shot into the lead in the race for the American White House after a stunning electoral result in the Republican Primaries.
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Funny story: Hutton Report - "Tony Blair Has WMDs in 45mins"

Hutton Report - "Tony Blair Has WMDs in 45mins"

The shock findings of the Hutton Report, to be revealed on Wednesday, are that Tony Blair's regime has a secret stock of weapons of mass destruction.   The leaked Report also states that the Prime Minister used these...
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Funny story: Ben and Jen Split Over WMD

Ben and Jen Split Over WMD

Hollywood's famous former couple Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have split up, citing "moral and ideological differences, sparked by the political catalyst that is the search for weapons of mass destruction". The press had reported that Be...
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Funny story: Shock NASA Find - Mars Tiny

Shock NASA Find - Mars Tiny

The latest Mars rover mission has made the astonishing fact that Mars is no bigger than a regular-size walnut.
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Funny story: I'm a Celebrity…Death to the Great Satan!

I'm a Celebrity…Death to the Great Satan!

Contestants for the new series of the hit ITV show ‘I'm a Celebrity…Death to the Great Satan!" have met each other for the first time in a cave in Afghanistan.
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Funny story: Tony Blair Takes a ‘Sickie'

Tony Blair Takes a ‘Sickie'

Prime Minister Tony Blair has not reported for work this morning, claiming that he is in fact suffering from a nasty cough. Insiders say that he is just taking a ‘sickie' to avoid work.
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Funny story: LibDem MP in Shock Suicide Bomb Claim

LibDem MP in Shock Suicide Bomb Claim

Unbelievably wishy-washy LibDem MP Lackov Spine was sacked today after announcing that "if I were an Israeli, I would let a suicide bomber blow me up, so that he won't be upset."...
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Funny story: Howard Dean Bigs Himself Up

Howard Dean Bigs Himself Up

Democratic Presidential hopeful Howard Dean inflated has himself to thrice the size of a hippo in a desperate attempt to win favour with the voters of New Hampshire.
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Funny story: Saddam Found in Perspex Box

Saddam Found in Perspex Box

Saddam Hussain was captured by US Forces after they raided a suspect location near Tower Bridge in London.
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Funny story: That Bush Interview in Full

That Bush Interview in Full

One week before his long-awaited visit to the UK, President Bush faced a challenging interview by children's toy, Mr Frosty. Here are the key points from the historic interview…...
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Funny story: Bush Pre-Empts Against Protests

Bush Pre-Empts Against Protests

Security arrangements for President Bush's state visit have caused outrage in Britain. The plans involve the killing of thousands of Londoners, but are described as "necessary steps in the war on terror" against protesters.
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Funny story: Strokes Album 'Minutely Different'

Strokes Album 'Minutely Different'

Scientists have discovered that the new Strokes album is in fact "minutely different" from their first effort ‘This is It'.
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Funny story: IDS Wins Control of Baghdad

IDS Wins Control of Baghdad

Conservative Party leader Iain Duncan Smith has taken personal control of the streets of Baghdad. The enigmatic leader used his media-manipulation skills and natural charm to win over the once hostile population.
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Funny story: Police Academy Star Runs for Presidency

Police Academy Star Runs for Presidency

That Guy Who Made Sound Effects, star of seven ‘Police Academy' films is 15% ahead in the polls in the Presidential election campaign.
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Funny story: Baby Busts Cap in His Momma's Ass

Baby Busts Cap in His Momma's Ass

Gang culture invaded the crèche today as a two year old child shot his mum in retribution for humiliatingly changing his Huggies pull-ups in front of other kids.
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Funny story: Church Refutes Gay Claims

Church Refutes Gay Claims

Anglican Church officials today denied that it ‘sexed-up' the Bible to include evidence that homosexuality was wrong.
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Funny story: Al-Jizzera Receives Shocking Video

Al-Jizzera Receives Shocking Video

The Arab telly station Al-Jizzera received a tape believed to be from former Bullseye presenter/dictator Jim Bowen. The Americans denounced the film as "shocking, pure evil".
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Justin Bieber and North Korean Leader On Same Fantasy Basketball Site

Pop star Justin Bieber and North Korean despot Kim Jong Un are both on the same fantasy basketball website, battling it out in cyberspace over the comic collection Kim says Justin ripped him off on.

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