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She won her college's Miss Green pageant, but some say she's not ‘green enough’

Ixxy Zigou is a 22-year-old spotted woman who is studying journalism at the University of Lodenia. This year, she decided to enter the Miss Green pageant, which is open to all green women. There were a total of eight contestants in the competition...

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Haiti changes name to 'Shithole' in response to Trump

Funny story: Haiti changes name to 'Shithole' in response to Trump

If you take a good look at the coastline of Haiti, you will see plenty of garbage, debris, flies, and fecal matter. It is no surprise, that in light of this and President Trump's comments, Haiti is set to change its name to Shithole. Haiti's Presi...

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School accidentally serves feces for lunch, nobody notices

Funny story: School accidentally serves feces for lunch, nobody notices

Squaresville Middle School accidentally served fecal matter for lunch. Surprisingly, students commented that it tasted better than what was served before. Bobby Smith, one of the students, said, "After months of giving us unidentified green stuff,...

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The NFL is set to approve players from space

Funny story: The NFL is set to approve players from space

Due to waning popularity of the NFL, as well as scandals, backlash from political correctness, and the loss of general entertainment value, NFL officials are set to allow players from outside Planet Earth to play. Not everyone is welcoming the mov...

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Magnets sue to express their same-polarity attraction

Funny story: Magnets sue to express their same-polarity attraction

Two north pole magnets are suing because they really love each other and are being forcibly separated. According to their attorney, Dave Smith, they should have the right to express their attraction to one another and not be forced to keep it hidden.

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First Tentacle Bank is set to do business on Planet Earth

Funny story: First Tentacle Bank is set to do business on Planet Earth

First Tentacle Bank of Planet Purplonia is getting ready to bring their business to Earth. New television ads for the bank proclaim, "At First Tentacle, we offer loans at 2% APR, savings at 16% interest. How does that grab you?" Financial experts...

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Family with gibberish names cleared by CPS after naming their newborn

Funny story: Family with gibberish names cleared by CPS after naming their newborn

A family is cleared by Child Protective Services after an investigation that was triggered by the name they gave their newborn. Hospital staff felt the name was unnecessarily stigmatizing, if not outright abusive. The father, Gafdkljk Xygadasf, sa...

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First white soft drink set to be unveiled

Funny story: First white soft drink set to be unveiled

The Stormer Beverage Corporation is set to unveil a new soft drink within the next few months. The beverage is called Liquid White, and is the world's first white carbonated cola beverage. "For years, soft drinks have been similar in hue to minori...

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Antifa member in hospital after defacing electrical transformer

Funny story: Antifa member in hospital after defacing electrical transformer

An Antifa member is in the hospital after allegedly attempting to vandalize an electrical transformer. Police still don't know who this activist is, since the activist, who was admitted to the hospital as 'John Doe', refuses to give his name, and bec...

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Prizer Laboratories to introduce 'orange pill' for overly-endowed men

Funny story: Prizer Laboratories to introduce 'orange pill' for overly-endowed men

Men with oversized genitalia no longer have to suffer. Prizer Labs now introduces a new 'orange pill' called Argaiv to relieve this condition. Women welcome this new product. Keisha Holcombe says, "Jamal's thing was dayam bigger than a motherf__ki...

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White girl to join Weird Black Girl reality series

Funny story: White girl to join Weird Black Girl reality series

In a controversial move, Amber Green, a white Caucasian woman, just registered to be on Weird Black Girl, a reality series showcasing unique African-American women. James Rosenstein, the producer of the series, says, "Our show values diversity, i...

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Girl injured by Disney-themed shampoo writes parody that goes viral

Funny story: Girl injured by Disney-themed shampoo writes parody that goes viral

Tiffany Johnson has recovered from her injuries from the Frozen shampoo and has written a parody to the Frozen theme song, Let It Go. According to her lyrics: It's funny how this shampoo, makes everything feel cold. The places where it injure...

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Man sues to have gender on driver's license listed as Potato

Funny story: Man sues to have gender on driver's license listed as Potato

A man is suing his local office of the Department of Motor Vehicles to have his gender listed as 'Potato' on his driver's license. Keith Spudd spent thousands of dollars having his skin tattooed the color and shading of a potato. In addition, he...

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Department of Corrections now requires inmates to change names

Funny story: Department of Corrections now requires inmates to change names

To make it easier to track criminals, the US Department of Corrections is now requiring that inmates adopt names that fit their crimes. While most inmates just change their surname, they are allowed to change their first name instead or adopt a pun n...

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The Zendora Continent of Planet Zigora struggles to reduce racism

Funny story: The Zendora Continent of Planet Zigora struggles to reduce racism

Zendora has always been a rather temperate continent on Planet Zigora, with rather peaceful peoples. Over the years, it has become more of a diverse melting pot of cultures. In recent years, sadly, the various cultures have began to clash. For ins...

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NASA forced to reconsider colonizing new planet after aliens report violent attacks

Funny story: NASA forced to reconsider colonizing new planet after aliens report violent attacks

After restarting the NASA program that lay dormant under the Obama Administration, NASA had finally discovered a planet that was fit for human habitation. They needed volunteers to inhabit the discovered planet. As a condition for funding the project...

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Antisocial behavior vaccine developed

Funny story: Antisocial behavior vaccine developed

Some call the new vaccine racist, but scientists are starting human trials of a vaccine designed to stop antisocial behaviors. "The police asked us to come up with something to stop the rampant increase in crime. They asked if it were possible to cre...

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City of Anus fights to change its name

Funny story: City of Anus fights to change its name

Citizens of the City of Anus are fighting to change their city's name. "We're tired of our town literally being the butt of jokes," says Jennifer Larken, a citizen of Anus. According to Paul Jones of Anus, "I guess we all know where the founder's...

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Trump Says Democrats Should Thank Him for Being Such A Terrible President

...Because they never would've won the House by such a wide margin without him!
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