The first joke of the year has been written, folks!...
Unbelievably, The Queen has awarded her husband a Sir-hood in her New-Year honour's list. Mrs Windsor the Elder, as she likes to be known these days, told us late last night immediately before she went to indulge in her evening ablutions:...
New reports suggest that Monica Lewinski got more than her teeth into Bill Clinton's affairs.
Eight-year-old Jennifer Diggles has vowed never to trust her parents again after discovering how they have repeatedly lied, tricked and deceived her throughout her short, innocent childhood.
Santa Claus has been found hiding by American soldiers in a farmouse basement in a village near Tikrit, Iraq. Besides his bedraggled clothing, his only other posessions were a tin of Cherry Blossom brown boot polish and several gallons of grey hair d...
David Blaine was spotted in the top London egg & ripe tomato restaurant "The Red White and Yellow Gunge," yesterday afternoon.
The small town of Gosh, nestled somewhere between Newcastle and London, is to erect a new public toilet block in its main square to commemorate the life of the late Diana, Princess of Wales.
A new scientific report concludes that everything is bad for you! This includes all food and drink, all forms of exercise and all social and leisure activities - yes, folks, and that includes sex!...
A top doctor has put paid to the popular belief that ‘a change is as good as a rest' claiming that there is absolutely no evidence to support the statement - whatsoever.
Willy, the famous dancing bear, who escaped after a circus matinee performance, has been successfully caught by a farmer in the village of Zip, forty kilometres north of Berlin.
A huge diplomatic row between Britain and Spain reached boiling point last night. Relations between the two countries - who have had their differences in the past over the disputed ownership of Gibraltar - have sunk to an all time low.
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