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First new joke of 2004 exclusive preview.

The first joke of the year has been written, folks!...

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Queen gives Phillip one, shock!

Funny story: Queen gives Phillip one, shock!

Unbelievably, The Queen has awarded her husband a Sir-hood in her New-Year honour's list. Mrs Windsor the Elder, as she likes to be known these days, told us late last night immediately before she went to indulge in her evening ablutions:...

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Monica Lewinski blew it according to Bill, shock!!

New reports suggest that Monica Lewinski got more than her teeth into Bill Clinton's affairs.

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Shortest story ever written, competition.

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Did They Think She'd Just Fallen Off A Christmas Tree?

Eight-year-old Jennifer Diggles has vowed never to trust her parents again after discovering how they have repeatedly lied, tricked and deceived her throughout her short, innocent childhood.

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Santa Off Target - Shock.

Funny story: Santa Off Target - Shock.

Santa Claus has been found hiding by American soldiers in a farmouse basement in a village near Tikrit, Iraq. Besides his bedraggled clothing, his only other posessions were a tin of Cherry Blossom brown boot polish and several gallons of grey hair d...

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Blaine bingeing blatantly - bollocks

Funny story: Blaine bingeing blatantly - bollocks

David Blaine was spotted in the top London egg & ripe tomato restaurant "The Red White and Yellow Gunge," yesterday afternoon.

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Royal Flush - New Public Toilets To Be Constructed In Honour Of Princess Diana

Funny story: Royal Flush - New Public Toilets To Be Constructed In Honour Of Princess Diana

The small town of Gosh, nestled somewhere between Newcastle and London, is to erect a new public toilet block in its main square to commemorate the life of the late Diana, Princess of Wales.

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Warning: Everything is bad for you!

Funny story: Warning: Everything is bad for you!

A new scientific report concludes that everything is bad for you! This includes all food and drink, all forms of exercise and all social and leisure activities - yes, folks, and that includes sex!...

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Better the Devil You Know

Funny story: Better the Devil You Know

A top doctor has put paid to the popular belief that ‘a change is as good as a rest' claiming that there is absolutely no evidence to support the statement - whatsoever.

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Man traps willy in Zip!

Willy, the famous dancing bear, who escaped after a circus matinee performance, has been successfully caught by a farmer in the village of Zip, forty kilometres north of Berlin.

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'Por favor - Geez us back our towels'

A huge diplomatic row between Britain and Spain reached boiling point last night. Relations between the two countries - who have had their differences in the past over the disputed ownership of Gibraltar - have sunk to an all time low.

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Breaking news…

Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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