Officers nationwide celebrated the launch of "A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas" with over 20,000 reports of drug use prevented last week. Police say it was one of the greatest busts in the country's history.
"A couple of the boys and I camped...
After years of degeneration and ware and tare, Bush's treasured Cabinet has finally broken down and can no longer contain anything; his scattered crumbled up memo's, doodle pad for late night meetings, and even his emergency change of clothes...
After receiving the horrible news of having acid reflux, the Pillsbury doughboy told Americans around America that he was sick of being poked. This is horrible news for Pillsbury, who has based their campaign for years around the cute sound that the...
Wednesday- Sony announced faith based game station for next generation consoles to be released next year. It will work on a faith based engine, using special microphones to actually "feel" the belief of game players everywhere. "This may be the end o...
After so many years of living with his Hundred Acre Woods buddies, Pooh has decided to take a vacation in Europe. His 2 week trip is following the horrible experience with the long eared, horned, huffalump. He is taking a trip to Europe because he is...
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In a surprising outcome, the "Don't Do Drugs" advirtisements that have hit America by storm in the past couple years are starting to affect it. The alcohol sales in the past quarter have almost doubled, which seems to point to the anti-...
Wendesday- The Supreme Court took on a case concerning religion today. This is surprising after the refusal of the intresting case last year concerning atheist vs. pledge of allegiances "under god."...
In an outcry to all that is right and good in America, the patriots will be shipped to Iraq right in time for the Super Bowl, being replaced by the Guantanamo Bay enemy combatants. The patriots are being sent to Iraq on orders to teach the Iraqi...
A study released Monday revealed a connection between the raising of children and stress levels. This concerning study shows that having and raising children dramatically increases the stress level's of parents. The stress levels rise early on and at...
In a disturbing incident Monday, A mother of 3 upset her middle child, and herself. During an upsetting household experiment involving 2 pieces of bread, a plate, and 17 books, an angry mom exploded at her kid." Why do you always delay these thi...
A new study was released Thursday revealing that lectures are less exciting than experiments. While lectures have students listening to speeches for long periods of time, experiments have them moving about messing with chemicals and living organisms.
Bush calls for a huge Iraqi turnout for elections. At the risk of their lives, Bush wants every Iraqi to vote in the upcoming election, and later in any election that could affect Bush in any way. ''The terrorists will stop at nothing to try...