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Funny story: PFA say FU to FA rule changes!

PFA say FU to FA rule changes!

Since UEFA and FIFA announced their new ABBA penalty tiebreaker shootout system, the FA have decided that now's a good time to unveil some rule changes of their own. The first notable change will be the introduction of a select panel of judges who...
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Funny story: Rival Hockey team 'Scarecrow' their opponents.

Rival Hockey team 'Scarecrow' their opponents.

Police were called after an ill-tempered rival women's hockey match, spiralled out of control. After being recipients of some fiery and unpenalized challenges, the visiting Ravens team,decide to'even things up'by deploying their infamous 'Scarecro...
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Funny story: Cash conscious Arsenal's no cost, new player plan, gets the red card from Wenger!

Cash conscious Arsenal's no cost, new player plan, gets the red card from Wenger!

The Arsenal board of directors voted overwhelmingly to provide long serving coach Arsene Wenger with the extra resources he requested to find new talent. They unanimously agreed to do this, by giving their supporters a chance to play in home games...
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Funny story: Abbot bans priests from entering Sister Mary's Ass!

Abbot bans priests from entering Sister Mary's Ass!

After allowing his silent religious order to communicate via the use of Facebook, Abbot Michael Lafferty, was mortified when comments that he left on one of his priest's Facebook entries went viral. Having entered the sanctuary's working donkey in...
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Funny story: Theresa May discovers she's an identical triplet and has two famous film star Brothers!

Theresa May discovers she's an identical triplet and has two famous film star Brothers!

Producers of the popular BBC ancestry series, who do you think you are, have revealed that during research for a forthcoming episode featuring Prime Minister Theresa May they made a jaw dropping discovery. After delving into her background, they d...
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Funny story: George Osbourne, is he a "Woe-Man" scorned?

George Osbourne, is he a "Woe-Man" scorned?

Former Tory Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne insisted that his recent series of Evening Standard editorial attacks on PM Theresa May, have absolutely nothing to do with him being sacked by her. "I am just telling it as it is, he said, j...
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Funny story: Ransom demand for kidnapped snowman ends badly

Ransom demand for kidnapped snowman ends badly

After receiving a note from Swiss racketeers demanding ransom for a kidnapped snowman, organisers of the tenth Annual St.Moritz Snowman Building competition went into meltdown. On the eve of judging, extortionists removed the snowy figure that had...
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Funny story: The real reason Diane Abbott "Misspoke"

The real reason Diane Abbott "Misspoke"

Having "misspoke" about the cost of Labour's pledge to provide 10,000 extra police officers for England and Wales, Shadow home secretary Diane Abbott has exclusively revealed that the true reason for the gaff, was due to the formulation of a new poli...
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Funny story: Diane Abbott filmed with mystery object on the Antiques Roadshow

Diane Abbott filmed with mystery object on the Antiques Roadshow

Mystery solved, professed a grateful Diane Abbot after an Antiques Roadshow expert revealed that the 'strange' object she had taken along was an abacus. The rustic framework and collection of counters were identified as being a vintage counting fr...
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Funny story: Trump Introduces New 'Fart Code'

Trump Introduces New 'Fart Code'

Since taking office, President Donald Trump has signed over 43 executive orders. Today he has added to that tally by signing another and possibly his most controversial and bizarre to date. The executive order bans the word 'Trumped 'from bein...
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Alabama's New State Motto

After Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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