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Bush pushes to remove "Democracy" from public view

Funny story: Bush pushes to remove "Democracy" from public view

In a short policy update brief today, president George bush explained that one of the policy changes he planned to make during his second term would change the way we describe our government, " It's more of a word change than anything. Democ...

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eBay Prosecutes First "Bid-snatcher"

Funny story: eBay Prosecutes First "Bid-snatcher"

Here you sit waiting for the final minutes to drip by as you wait expentantly for the Limmited Edition signed XXL black T-Shirt from the premiere party of Hellraiser III to drop into your sweaty stubby fingers. Then, just as you throw back the last g...

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Mason denies claim of found fiancé Wilbanks

Funny story: Mason denies claim of found fiancé Wilbanks

Duluth, Georgia - After a jaunt by plane, Jennifer Wilbanks was delivered back to Georgia where she was met by family and friends. Amongst of which was John Mason her Groom. John who, was worried the entire time of her absence, came face to face and...

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Wilbanks to host new show, "The Amazing Chicken Race"

Funny story: Wilbanks to host new show, "The Amazing Chicken Race"

Duluth Georgia- After arriving back in her home town, Jennifer Wilbanks was instantly whisked away by officials who wanted to get their money's worth in publicity. Not before Jennifer could sign a TV contract for her own show. Fox was hot on her...

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The Last Pope

(ASP-Allied Spoof Press)- Today reports are spreading like wildfire as the announcement made by Vatican Mathematicians that their initial calculations were made in error back in 1150 A.D. These numbers indicated originally that St. Malachy's pred...

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Bushes new policy to "Dumb Down" America

The White House is moving to approve President Bushes new policy to limit the reading level at which Americans recieve most of thier information. Due to his own inability to devour text as fast as 5th grader, and seeing how he is a upper level colleg...

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Lance Armstrong changes carriers

(AP, Anonymous Press)- New York- Reports spread wide as a person matching Lance Armstrong's description, right down to the jersey and bicycle, has been seen couriering packages all over Manhattan. Though Armstrong's personal assistant could n...

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Spoof writer realizes it's no joke

Funny story: Spoof writer realizes it's no joke

USP (United Spoof Press)- Reports that a writer for a hot website dedicated for hosting fake news reports, The Non-News Network, has finally realized that George W. Bush is Truly the president. Ewrin D. Carlson Who goes by the writer pseudoname, Dir...

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Political Conservatives Deem Food Pyramid as Heathen Form

Funny story: Political Conservatives Deem Food Pyramid as Heathen Form

(IRRP)- Political conservatives all over Washington have started to ban together, forming an informal coalition, to ban the use of the Food Pyramid. The Pyramid which has been in use since the 1960's, has gone under revision several times, is on...

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Construction Worker Gets Burned Twice

Gary Stokes, 44, and a crane operator for the Mainstreet Construction Company located in Sioux City,Iowa, recieved first and second degree burns while on the job building the new Peter Thoreen Berevement Center next to St. Lukes Regional Medical Cent...

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200 People Die From New Music Genre

Funny story: 200 People Die From New Music Genre

Efforts to clean up after tragic concert in Kneedeep, Alabamahave taken longer than expected. Though the exits were clearly marked and concert goers were not crowded in, all but a handfull perished in what is now called the shortest musical genre in...

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J.K. Rowlings at the head of Satanic Cult

Funny story: J.K. Rowlings at the head of Satanic Cult

IRRP(Investigative Radical Right Press)- Found recently, information leading to a live satanic ritual held by a vile organization known as th DOFB (the Druidic Order of the Fluffy Bunnies). Tracking down this "Order" , the IRRP stumbled int...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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